maya hawker chan

professional eavesdropper

[maya hawker chan @berkeley_cooper]

omg my unhinged ass

[maya hawker chan @berkeley_cooper]

this uncle sitting next to me in the bus CHEATINGGG ON HIS WIFE OMG...stay tuned for updates!

[justin @jusdaydreamin]

this being one of the best songs ever

[maya hawker chan @berkeley_cooper]

serenade van der woodsen

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

entry level position

interview 1: aura battle with HR
interview 2: aura battle with manager
interview 3: aura battle with tech lead
interview 4: aura battle with the systems engineer
interview 5: survive mogging from the CEO

[Hi! I’m Chanty Beluga @sunbeachedfly]

sometime when i’m high i look at this album cover and start giggling

[maya hawker chan @berkeley_cooper]

1 month into my new job

[𝖆𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖆 @l0botomy]

at work and they’re making me work

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today marks the first day of the late 2020s.

(via Encyclopaedia Britannica)

[maya hawker chan @berkeley_cooper]

https://t.co/eFXIp6L2es

[R @rjb_1998]

Can't believe ikea waited 13 steps to let me know I needed a wife

[fizzy @fizzywizzys]

genie: you have 3 wishes

me: remove the i in your name

gene: 🧬 🧬 🧬

[khia asylum 101 @khiaasylum101]

how does one spot a kettlebell workout?

[leaf @loveyleaf0000]

winnie the bruh

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

20 years ago today, Beyoncé released ‘B’Day.’

[Carly Rae Jepsen @carlyraejepsen]

Day and Night out September 18 ♥️
Presave the album now at https://t.co/ijRvucVxHe

[soapy hadid @soapyhadid]

already up and cruising...girl

[maya hawker chan @berkeley_cooper]

when i bai kim zhua and i met the gh*st of hannah baker's past...

[L☆VIE ᥫ᭡ @thereallovieee]

My auntie ashes just flew in my face I hope dat wasn't her pussy

[gigs🌟 @wobbegongz]

haji poppins