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cold cuts & hot garbage

[. @berksucks]

@worldhockeyrpt Bad draft in terms of generating stars but a lot of these guys have had great careers.

[. @berksucks]

I like how the implication of this is Arby’s admitting their food will give you diarrhea.

[Arby's @Arbys]

People will say they don’t want anything from Arby’s but still be out there eating lettuce

[. @berksucks]

@zalberico Jery get iPad

[. @berksucks]

@MissinCurfew Ramzi Abid

[. @berksucks]

@SchlossmanGF @HockeyThinkTank @collegehockey Yeah but none of those Minnesota guys ever got to experience AAAA super elite U9 hockey.

[. @berksucks]

@MarkJCarney All due respect but what the fuck are you talking about dude

[. @berksucks]

The loser parade.

[Catherine Urquhart 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 @CUrquhartGlobal]

Oakridge Park Mall has just opened …with a sea of customers turning out @GlobalBC @jarmstrongbc

[. @berksucks]

Imagine being this soft. Twelve ply brain and body.

[Mikli @CryptoMikli]

Steven Bartlett says a few glasses of wine ruined the next 3 days of his life

“It's one of those areas where you don't understand the hidden cost until you really give it up for a while. I stopped drinking at 30 years old. I'm now 33. When I was 31, I thought, I'll have a drink again because now I could really A/B test it. I had a year of not drinking, decided to have a drink again”

“It ruined three days of my life. I had a couple of glasses of wine, didn't get drunk. It ruined three days of my life because of the domino effect it caused”

“I got worse sleep that night, and then because I got worse sleep that night, I ate more poorly the next day because my dopamine system or whatever, the cortisol system was all messed up. I podcasted worse. I didn't go to the gym that day or the day after because I felt really bad. I then slept worse, and I could track all of this on my Whoop”

[. @berksucks]

@Canes @LenovoCenter Circling back on this to promote my alcoholism. @Canes

[. @berksucks]

@Canes @LenovoCenter As the Vancouver area’s biggest Carolina Hurricanes fan, I’m desperately in need of one of these. How can we make that happen?

[. @berksucks]

UNO needs to shut the hell up.

[ACERVO @AcervoCharts]

UNO confirmou que é proibido jogar +2 em cima de outro +2.

Cartas +2 e +4 não podem ser empilhadas.

[. @berksucks]

(Looking up from my book) “hmmm I could use a $1500 lamp that takes six hours to fold one shirt.”

[Aaron Tan @aaronistan]

Introducing Lume.

A lamp that does your chores.

Order now. Shipping this summer.

[. @berksucks]

“The culture of that franchise is rotten to the core” and it’s the team that’s won two Cups in a row.

[y - Ben Mathewson @Ben_Mathewson]

Fold the Florida Panthers. Irredeemable franchise top to bottom. The culture of that franchise is rotten at its core.

[. @berksucks]

@markgadala I bet this goes hard if you have a single digit IQ.

[. @berksucks]

@AnimalPlanet How is that not illegal equipment? I lost my life savings on this bullshit!

[. @berksucks]

@DiscussingBones Real non-mammalian synapsid heads unite

[. @berksucks]

Knuckles Nilan, one of the toughest to ever do it, just proved the existence of the phantom realm.

Let that sink in.

[. @berksucks]

@PopCrave You people are weird losers.

[. @berksucks]

If you don’t read to your kid you should have to pay double taxes.

[Nick Kapur @nick_kapur]

Gen Z parents don't read to their kids anymore because "it's so boring."

Just 41% of parents now read to their kids, down from 64% in 2012.

Not only is this creating a future generation of illiterates, but will eventually collapse the market for books and bookstores.

[. @berksucks]

@TDC_Hockey In