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Fortieth-best EU Effluencer 2022. Now under new mis-management.

Full of sound and furry.

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I think 'Culture of Silos' is also the title of the new Muse album

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EXCLUSIVE: European Commission President Signs Executive Order to Paint Schuman Roundabout Blue

“The EU needs its own Reflecting Pool”, says Ursula von der Leyen

#fantasyheadlines

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'That's somewhat comforting', says parody account

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@DavidHenigUK Here at Berlaymonster HQ the funny business never stops

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There's a real May-December* vibe in Brussels today

*only talking about the weather #IYKYK

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@EddyWax "See you in June" - May, everyone in Brussels

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“Have a nice weekend” - Thursday, Euroepan Parliament

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@Koenig_on_EU

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Hard to believe it would be possible, but this is going to make EU meetings even whiter

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@AmericanEUDude Not that there's anything wrong with that!

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Considering that this story is about the European Economic and Social Committee, the headline should probably read "Letters shake mystery EU body"

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h/t @EddyWax for the transcript, which must have been painful to type

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That new White House statue of Christopher Columbus needs some work

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"becoming"?

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@EddyWax run-of-the-mill
typical
yet another
godforsaken

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Today's most over-used #EUCO summit modifier will be:

make-or-break
crucial
crisis
crunch
spicy
extraordinary

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Am I the only one who thinks this seems low? Maybe it's true what they say about the kids today not drinking

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@gerardofortuna @NicholasVinocur Thou shalt have no other Berlaymonsters before me