Greg Berman

I'm a stand-up comic, actor, writer in Los Angeles, CA. Here are the major headlines of my brain.

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🚨RED ALERT🚨 I just saw an iPod Nano… IN THE WILD!
#apple #ipod #nostalgia

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Not only does Pete Davidson have three tattoos of an ex, but EVERYONE knows. I wonder if he'll remove them or start looking for a new lawyer girlfriend, who's into Aladdin, who's name is "KNSCP".

#PeteDavidson #Comedy #tattoos #Kim

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Google pleads with Apple to adopt RCS messaging so that Android users can stop being blamed for ruining group chats... which is such a classic green-bubble bitch thing to say.

#greenbubblebitch #comedy #Google #apple #texting #greenbubble

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Trump plead the 5th in a deposition in New York, which marks the first time anyone has ever done that for "What is your name?"

#comedy #fifthamendment #pleadthefifth #Trump #politics

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I #FoundThatLizard... this game is easy.

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Miracle Whip is to Mayonnaise as "The Rock" is to a rock.

#WhipOrMayo

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Ritz Carlton must pay $535,000 for improper disposal of hazardous waste in California, which I think is a hefty fee for politely asking Logan Paul to step outside the hotel lobby.

#comedy #LoganPaul #RitzCarlton #Roast

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Things that were found during the Mar-A-Lago raid:

- Printed Mike Lindell Dick Pics
- Vats of Ketchup
- Stacks of Trump Bucks and Kohl's Cash
- Bobby Fischer

#raid #maralago #trump #FBI #politics #comedy