thebermudatriangle

The Bermuda Triangle, also known as the Devil's Triangle, is a cranky region of the North Atlantic. Things disappear.

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Eyjafjallajokull , you're an ashhole.

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Can I legally defame a victim if I Tweet from an iPhone I capture on a ship? Trying to learn from #smcrva

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Even I tried digesting this film and spit it back out http://bit.ly/8klUyP

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Happy New Year! Now send me a cruise ship. http://fb.me/4pBXAqw

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Why doesn't Randy Newman ever write a song about me?

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I could use a lifeboat of distressed tourists right about now

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I'm hungry. Someone bring me Russian freighter or a cruise ship. NOW!!!!

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@dbrowell Why don't I get my own world?

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RT @GaryJBusey: I'm making a list of all the things I ought to do before I die. I'm calling it my 'oughtobiography' .

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lazy sunday today i think, maybe snack on a sailboat this morning

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Now Actor Karl Malden??? Don't try to steal my thunder L.A., I'm friends with the San Andreas Fault.

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I'm getting into politics now: http://bit.ly/nGCQa

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Checking radar, stomach growling.

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I'm featured on the National Geographic Channel RIGHT NOW! Woo Hoo!!!

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McMahon, Fawcett & Jackson... What, is LA gunning for my rep?

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Spoiler alert: The Bearing Straight isn't.

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June 21st. Claimed 37 people last week. Who's your daddy!!!

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Wednesday, June 24th 10am / The History Channel will air "Mysteries of History" featuring me. Here's a preview: http://tinyurl.com/lcmny5

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Ah, mondays. How many ships and planes can I claim this week?

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RT @cracked 6 Real Islands Way More Terrifying Than The One On 'Lost': Truth is more pants-shitting-er than fiction http://bit.ly/xPkbl