Bernardo Kapus

[Cody Kakpo @CodyKakpo]

The Moment Van Dijk knew the 2022 World Cup was rigged for Messi and Argentina.

[FIFA @FIFAcom]

The match officials for @FIFAWorldCup match 97 have been appointed. 🤝

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Naambianga Mwanaume the Moment your girl tells you ‘Im pregnant’,stop whatever you are doing and start scheming. Start arming yourself like you’re going to war. Manake hii kitu inaitwa mimba ina swara mingi sana ata kushinda Maasai mara. If you drink,stop! If you gamble,stop! If you do nonsensical road trips,stop. Start saving. Because you will need it. The first thing that happens when your wife gets pregnant is jobs get lost. Wale wa free lancing. Kazi zinapotea nakwambia unashangaa kwani namna gani. Others get fired. The most un anticipated misfortunes you never thought of happen when you have a baby on the way. Kuna spirit ya mimba huwa inawachiliwa huko jehanamu ikuje ikutese ndio mtoto akikuja apate mambo ilichemukia baba yake alipotea. I call it the spirit if Singo mathahood. Chesa!

[Bloke @UtdBloke_]

🇧🇷Brazil vs Morocco🇲🇦

The whole of Africa tomorrow;

[KCB Kenya @KCBInKenya]

What’s one thing you’ve always wanted to understand about mortgages/home loans but never really got a clear answer to?

[Bernardo Kapus @bernardokapus]

@KCBInKenya Hello @KCBInKenya ,I have tried borrowing on KCB app,I have a loan limit but you keep telling me about late repayment of 5 years ago,I don't know what you guys will do to be able to give me a loan

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

❤️❤️ Happy Mother’s Day ❤️❤️

Appreciation to mothers everywhere who brought us all into the world and nurtured their beloved children 🥰

[Kim Heller @kimheller3]

Kenya needs a new President - they deserve better than William Ruto

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

Those Ruto tweets of failed promises should be revived every week till elections

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

I missed the last train in Seoul once.

Phone at 3%. Didn’t speak Korean. It was raining, freezing, and I had no idea where I was supposed to go.

I tried calling an Uber but my card kept failing because of my bank fraud protection. Perfect timing.

I was standing outside the station looking completely defeated when this older woman walked up to me and started speaking Korean. I told her I didn’t understand.

She pulled out her phone translator and typed:“You are lost?”

I nodded.

She asked where I was staying, looked at the address, then motioned for me to follow her.

This woman walked me almost 15 minutes through side streets, holding her umbrella over both of us while I apologized every thirty seconds.

When we got to my hotel, I tried offering her cash for helping me.

She looked genuinely offended.

Typed into the translator again:“If my son was lost somewhere, I hope someone helps him too.”

Then she bowed and walked away in the rain before I could even process what happened.

Some places still treat strangers like human beings first.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

It will be very wrong and a middle finger if Karen Nyama doesn’t resign. On this, let’s put politics aside Karen Nyamu must resign.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

We will make Bungoma a city - President Ruto

[Kip Mimi @Kvaati]

Where are you people getting these tweets 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

On this #LabourDay our message to the Kenyan Workers is simple. Hang in there. One more, Zakayo ashuke.

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

YALLA!! WE ARE AL NASSR!! ✈️🤷🏽‍♂️💪🏽

[Jenni @hashjenni]

In case anyone isn’t aware, Trump is demanding Zambia to hand over its mineral rights by end of day tomorrow or the U.S. gov’t will cut off the country’s access to the AIDS medications that are literally keeping its citizens alive.

Just thought y’all should know.

[Dr Boni Khalwale, MD, CBS @DrBKhalwale]

Absolutely nothing.

[Babu Owino @HEBabuOwino]

Kisumu City, my Home. Thank you 🙏, I owe you and I shall make you happy soon. I told you, Kenyans, that those GOONS are USELESS. I knew I would manage of all them and that’s exactly what happened. Next time, don’t joke with me if you are a Goon.

[Lightcast TV Kenya @Lightcasttvke]

Sifuna dances to 'siaka' as Babu Owino invites him to speak at the Linda Mwananchi rally in Kisumu

[Alinur Mohamed @AlinurMohamed_]

Don't say anything. Just repost.