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Fuck off

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Kelly Clarkson and Miranda Lambert cover “Good Luck, Babe!” by Chappell Roan.

[candy coated @bernayyyee]

Some old bastard told the cashier to spank me if I asked for it and then stole a lighter off the counter at Walgreens

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It’s so heartwarming to hear my wife unprovoked while catching up with a friend she hadn’t spoken to in years go “everything is good I’m just so in love with Berni it’s awesome”

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What I send my parents to be dramatic ….

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@Nannas_10 My cousin has availability unsure on her prices but she posted this yesterday.

Appointments available this week
Saturday 11am and noon
Call or text [phone]

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I don’t like that employers say can we contact your last place of work cause I know mine would say don’t hire her just because of our little disagreement that was their fault. But like doesn’t mean I was never a good employee for them. They were just rude to me.

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Cops be useless sometimes I’m like hey these dudes might break into my restaurant and their response is typically ok so what do you want us to do?

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My dearest Mcdonalds consumers if there are issues with your order or things that need to be reported please follow up directly with the restaurant don’t use the 800 number. Each store gets graded and some of us don’t wanna lose our job based on simple fixes to issues. 😭😭😭😭😭

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I’m not sure there’s many women stronger than the woman I have working for me that is 38 weeks pregnant at 40 hours or more a week doing closing shifts.

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How do my grown adults at work not know what to do when they can’t make it into work like…….

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All three of my cats love drink holders so now I look like I have garbage on my floor but it’s ok cause my cats are happy ????

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I’m pulling a statistic out of the air but 1/5 or 20% of teenagers are gay. Research gathered by seeing the social interactions between 2023 teenagers in Starbucks.

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Just had a random teenager be a peeping Tom through the smallest crack in my blinds you bet your ass that when Madison stood up to confront him that boy dipped .

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Thing I’ll miss the most about the store I “grew up” working in….the culture. All problems were confronted and friendships are made no HR calls just straight up honest words.

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I have a work phone now and the audacity for them to not have the wallpaper set to a McDonald’s image is crazy. So guess what I did ….

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Is my last straw for my job gonna be where I put a box yesterday? Stay tuned folks

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Taking a couple shots in the dark to try and relax cause I drank to much caffeine <<<

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options