Bernd Mathiske

Formercalifornilisticsuperfloridacious.

[Aleksey Shipilëv @shipilev]

Hey folks, our team needs more JVM engineers, apply here: https://t.co/jPLEKMwXAG

[Matt Devitt @MattDevittWX]

Happy 1st day of Fall from Florida! 🎃

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Caveman Issues Dire Warning That The Wheel Is Going To Eliminate Countless Jobs https://t.co/U43hWmfDo0

[Bernd Mathiske @BerndMathiske]

@WallStreetApes It’s not fraud, you are just reading it wrong. REDUCED obviously refers to the weight, not the price. It corrects the erroneous label underneath. Whatever is in the package - expect less! That’s what this means.

[Bernd Mathiske @BerndMathiske]

@GuntherEagleman A big step in the right direction, but not there yet.

[Bernd Mathiske @BerndMathiske]

@wwiqtest Vor zwei Jahrzehnten war Deutschland noch bei 106. Zwei Erklärungen bieten sich als besonders naheliegend an…

[Ron DeSantis @GovRonDeSantis]

The US Debt Clocks counts up (by a lot).

Florida’s Debt Clock counts down.

More than 50% of the debt retired in the past 8 years!

[Bernd Mathiske @BerndMathiske]

@ProtonMail missed a spot

[Rep. Anna Paulina Luna @RepLuna]

My amendment passed! Pesticide liability protections have been stripped from the farm bill. 🔥⚔️🔥

[Bernd Mathiske @BerndMathiske]

NEW open source: Pollianna - a fresh take on JVM metrics for services monitoring and right-sizing: actionable insights, low data volume, automatically works with every garbage collector in OpenJDK.
https://t.co/VVSfuh907z

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

A record cold front may mean snow in other parts of the country but in FL it means iguanas fall down from the trees.

[Jennifer Greenberg 🕊️ @JennMGreenberg]

An interesting proposition 🤔

[Aleksey Shipilëv @shipilev]

German small businesses: The economy is really weak, the orders are shrinking, customers go away, our turnaround is plummeting.
Also German small businesses: Cannot find "Order" button? Right. Come back to our website after holidays. The button will be there on Jan 2.

[Roman Kennke 🗽 @rkennke]

After several years of development, JEP 404: Generational Shenandoah GC finally landed in JDK 24! 🎉🥳🙌
Thanks @kdnilsen, @ysr1729, William Kemper, @BerndMathiske and all contributors! 🙏

https://t.co/zgcvhclUrG

[Roman Kennke 🗽 @rkennke]

And ... it's landed! 🥳🥳
Thank you for your patience!
And huge shout-out to @tstuefe and @stekarmatrik and all other contributors (too many to list them, check the PR) for all their help and support! 🙏🙌

[Roman Kennke 🗽 @rkennke]

@piotrprz Yes!! 🙌
And Generational Shenandoah has today moved from ‘proposed to target’ to officially ‘targeted’ 😁

[Michael Morelli @morellifit]

Europeans can be in amazing shape & live to 100+ while:

• Eating carbs 24/7
• Rarely going to the gym
• Drinking alcohol every day

But when Americans do it?

They become obese & get sick.

It took some time...

But I think I found what EXACTLY is going on:

🧵

[Bernd Mathiske @BerndMathiske]

@rkennke @jensteutrine Haben wir in den USA schon lange. Ohne Haken.

[Shefali @Shefali__J]

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