Queen Bernie

Just me being me :)

[Queen Bernie @BernieNtheJets]

@sortedfood Bacon, bbq sauce, mayo, and ketchup and fries (but not on the burger): for every bite i dip half a french fry into the ketchup and place it on my intended bite

[Queen Bernie @BernieNtheJets]

@lizzo Move put of my parents basement and pay off their mortgage

[Queen Bernie @BernieNtheJets]

All the time. Literally all the time.

[Queen Bernie @BernieNtheJets]

@tyleroakley Hi!!! triple Libra here so I get three exclamation marks for my three libras

[Queen Bernie @BernieNtheJets]

@sortedfood Does a keurig count as a kettle? If so then kettle. If not definitely a oven. And I don’t even own a toaster 🍞

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

TO DO LIST:

-work stuff
-work stuff
-not have a mental breakdown
-work stuff
-maybe bake cookies

[Queen Bernie @BernieNtheJets]

Headache

[Queen Bernie @BernieNtheJets]

I made myself a caramel latte this morning and promptly forgot it on my counter. I didn’t get a single sip 😭

[Queen Bernie @BernieNtheJets]

There isn’t enough coffee in the world to wake me… help pls im so so tired

[Queen Bernie @BernieNtheJets]

@chunkbardey You just made me aware of how my socks feel on my feet and I now hate you

[Queen Bernie @BernieNtheJets]

@jzux The smiley face on my knee says “same”

[trash jones @jzux]

“what do your tattoos mean” they mean nobody stopped me

[Queen Bernie @BernieNtheJets]

Who has two thumbs and has really bad tendonitis in their wrist and elbow. So bad they cant rotate their arm or lift anything at all. This guy 🤙. Also who has two thumbs and has a panic attack every time they have to call in sick to work. This guy 👍

[Queen Bernie @BernieNtheJets]

Had a blast at the mall with my mom and sis

[Queen Bernie @BernieNtheJets]

Still a day and a half till thanksgiving and there are roughly 5 turkeys left in this entire store lol tomorrow is gonna be fun #butcher #grocerystore #Thanksgiving

[pj @pjayevans]

roombas should go 50 mph

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

i have ptsd. pussy that’s so divine

[Queen Bernie @BernieNtheJets]

@sortedfood Not food but drinks, he forgot his ID and the waitress would not serve him a beer and he basically threw a hissy fit at the table. Bonus point earlier when he picked me up and saw my outfit he said “is that what you are wearing?” While he was wearing a polo shirt 4 sizes too big

[Teletubbies @TeletubbiesHQ]

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