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College cricket mentioned!!

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I get that everyone is excited about Taylor Swift cutting down on CO2 emissions by dating an NFL player, but I think it would’ve been so much cooler if she was in a relationship with Liam Livingstone instead and Swifties got really into T20 Cricket and the Indian Premier League

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I get that everyone is excited about Taylor Swift cutting down on CO2 emissions by dating an NFL player, but I think it would’ve been so much cooler if she was in a relationship with Liam Livingstone instead and Swifties got really into T20 Cricket and the Indian Premier League