Mama Bernie Stabler (PARODY)

Stabler’s Mama. How was Olivia’s funeral? Professional sandcastle builder. Cats=Life EOShipper & PROUD! AMARO IS PAPI! ALL TWEETS ARE JUST JOKES #EOISENDGAME

[Mama Bernie Stabler (PARODY) @BernieStable]

Two different people I swear

[Alicent "Incredibly Closeted" Hightower 🏳️‍🌈 @alicents_lawyer]

The fucking whiplash of seeing Gabrielle in that finale and then rewatching the pilot

[Mama Bernie Stabler (PARODY) @BernieStable]

Xena realizing that she can’t win with teasing Gabrielle😭

[joe | โจ🩸 @joelbrielles]

after this xena no longer resisted or said no to gabrielle 🤗

[Mama Bernie Stabler (PARODY) @BernieStable]

“If the angels came for me I’ll tell them noooo…I don’t want to leave my baby alone.”- Michael Jackson “Heaven Can Wait”

[kit @xenasprincess_]

nothing will ever compare.

[Mama Bernie Stabler (PARODY) @BernieStable]

@lottiespleb One way to support your girl

[Mama Bernie Stabler (PARODY) @BernieStable]

Pretending this was a deleted scene🤫

[Mama Bernie Stabler (PARODY) @BernieStable]

Maturing and realizing that as much as I love Xena, Callisto had every right to make it her life’s journey to avenge her family

[Mama Bernie Stabler (PARODY) @BernieStable]

I hate it here😭🤣

[✨Rosy ✨ @RosyCostanzo]

The fb pearl saga continues 😍🤣🤣

[Mama Bernie Stabler (PARODY) @BernieStable]

But what if I’m seeking the GAY WARRIOR?

[xena’s lesbian contingent. @witchplague]

IMAGINE you were a GAY WARRIOR in ANCIENT GREECE and also EVIL but then you became GOOD and met the LOVE OF YOUR LIFE in a SMALL VILLAGE who was also GAY and you decide to GAY TRAVEL together FOREVER having GAY SEX and there is a HORSE there too

[Mama Bernie Stabler (PARODY) @BernieStable]

@Summer_james2 My morning just got better😍

[Mama Bernie Stabler (PARODY) @BernieStable]

Endgame in every lifetime❤️

[Adley Duncan @DuncanAdley]

Somebody else has pointed that a black woman played Helen of Troy on Xena

[Mama Bernie Stabler (PARODY) @BernieStable]

How can we be happy when we didn’t get to see the damn kiss?!

[the chris meloni project @MeloniProject]

Mariska Hargitay is getting real about her on-stage kiss with Chris Meloni that got cut.

[Mama Bernie Stabler (PARODY) @BernieStable]

But she’s sooo adorable😍

[Summer @Summer_james2]

an entire mood

[Mama Bernie Stabler (PARODY) @BernieStable]

@xenasbard_ I would only judge you if you didn’t listen to her😂

[Mama Bernie Stabler (PARODY) @BernieStable]

“She was the best girl around…..WHAT M*RDER?!”

[Summer @Summer_james2]

Evil Xena… she did nothing wrong… justified all of it … I stand ten toes down on it. Argue with the wall. My sweet innocent pookie baby!

[Mama Bernie Stabler (PARODY) @BernieStable]

Alti The Brave🫡

[mi🕷️🕸️ @xenasbard_]

“I’ve always wanted to be inside of you Xena” sooooo Alti that sounds quite gay of you actually

[Mama Bernie Stabler (PARODY) @BernieStable]

It just occurred to me: Elliot promised Olivia a kidney, but couldn’t even tell her goodbye. Leaving her for over 10 years in silence?! Maybe I should be mad at my son all over again…

[Mama Bernie Stabler (PARODY) @BernieStable]

Definitely would’ve won the Final Jam hands down🥰

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

she had a smash hit on her hands

[Mama Bernie Stabler (PARODY) @BernieStable]

But she has a whole son at home…does she not want drawer baby anymore?😭

[𝐋𝐀𝐖 & 𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 @lawandordertv]

Benson always makes time for the victims. #SVU