bern

fuck you elon I'm not a bot tell that to that nikita idiot too. dolce far niente

[bern @bernklod]

Dubai is one large shopping mall that only awes the vain, elates those with a sheltered life and appeals to those who think fast cars and sky scrapers are worth sightseeing. It is for the empty souls who thinks more consumption is what's needed to fill the void

[Rattan Dhillon @ShivrattanDhil1]

Mark my words give it a few years and Dubai will feel like an empty desert filled with buildings.

The charm of Atlantis The Palm is fading fast. Visitor numbers are reportedly down by nearly 40%, and the place often feels almost empty now.

It’s become a classic case of “been there, done that.” Dubai has turned into a one-time visit destination overpriced, not very family-friendly, and heavily dependent on luxury appeal.

Once people check it off their list, they rarely feel the urge to return. Over the years, the excitement has worn off.

Today, travelers value money more than ever, choosing simplicity over excess and thinking twice before spending big on luxury.

@ATLANTIS @visitdubai @VisitDubai_IN

[bern @bernklod]

the concept of depth and different approach to different games

Ucl, epl, fa, carabao. You want to raw dog all these games with same squad?

[Kasper @TheFinalKasper]

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Is United scout drunk?
Cunha
Dorgu
And the return of Rashford

Fuck Winterville… we don’t want him

[bern @bernklod]

@miss_moraa62251 The male orgasm is evolutionary responsible for keeping civilization alive. When a man orgasms his sperm is released and it fertilises the egg and life is brought forth. You are alive cos a nigga nutted.
A woman's orgasm is useless and of no consequence. Just pleasure.

[bern @bernklod]

@miss_moraa62251 The male orgasm is evolutionary responsible for keeping civilization alive. When a man orgasms his sperm is released and it fertilises the egg and life is brought forth. You are alive cos a nigga nutted.
A woman's orgasm is useless and of no consequence. Just pleasure.

[bern @bernklod]

@Antohny_gb Campus is the only time a woman will love you for who you are and not for what you have. Broke, skinny with nothing to offer but 🔥 strokes. Any girl who loves you in campus does so genuinely. Ukishatoka huko, as a man you are loved for the value you offer. Mostly financial.

[bern @bernklod]

@Antohny_gb Campus is the only time a woman will love you for who you are and not for what you have. Broke, skinny with nothing to offer but 🔥 strokes. Any girl who loves you in campus does so genuinely. Ukishatoka huko, as a man you are loved for the value you offer. Mostly financial.

[bern @bernklod]

@amenya_nelson @xysist Ata na gari ya wenyewe hauna aura?

[bern @bernklod]

@Odawa__ @jwaweruh Pale out of town team building ndio unajuanga bibi ya mtu hajaguzwa past 2 years. I will not elaborate more cos it will turn my account into a porn page but mjuolos hutembea noma sana pale. Intern gen z ana rusha pipe moja serious from Thursday to sunday pale nyali

[O.J. @Odawa__]

Your wife sahii anatamani Monday ifike haraka apatane na office husband amshike haga kwa lonely corridor ya accounts dept. ju umekataa kutoka kwa nyumba na short yako ya gor mahia,,,,she settled for you ju miaka ilikuwa imesonga

[bern @bernklod]

@king__davie @RamzZy_ Admitting you chose psychotic suicidal akili duni baby mamas is not the flex you think it is. Acha kupea wenda wazimu mimba

[bern @bernklod]

@king__davie @RamzZy_ Admitting you chose psychotic suicidal akili duni baby mamas is not the flex you think it is. Acha kupea wenda wazimu mimba

[bern @bernklod]

@bennetowuonda @RamzZy_ i read the bible cover to cover like a novel. I read books with a dictionary by my side looking up every new word. I once used the term 'solar plexus' in a composition after seeing it in a Robert Ludlum novel and the teacher had the nerve to say it's not a word. Umbwa yeye

[C H I E F, the NuriaStore Bookseller @bennetowuonda]

Did anyone else read dictionaries and encyclopedias for fun as a kid or am I just weird?

[Home of Fight @Home_of_Fight]

🤯 These slow-mo shots of Justin Gaethje landing bombs on Ilia Topuria.

[🐻‍❄️⁷ @userbfIy]

world cup is going on and the english team is just going through one biblical punishment after the other

[ESPN MMA @espnmma]

The last two fighters to face Justin Gaethje 😳

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

🚨 In a now-deleted post, Daniel Cormier exposed Eric Trump for asking him if any of the UFC White House fights were rigged:

"I'm probably going to get a lot of flak for bringing this to light, however I refuse to stay silent... Shame on anyone trying to ruin this beautiful event."

[bern @bernklod]

@callingjasmine @peegzy1 Let me explain
Love to man is duty. Responsibilities. I have to date you, provide, pay for almost everything, worry about your overall well-being etc. When we break up all that shit goes. I'm relieved. Lighter. Happier. With more money. That's why it's easier to move on

[bern @bernklod]

@callingjasmine @peegzy1 Let me explain
Love to man is duty. Responsibilities. I have to date you, provide, pay for almost everything, worry about your overall well-being etc. When we break up all that shit goes. I'm relieved. Lighter. Happier. With more money. That's why it's easier to move on

[bern @bernklod]

@KhaleeseeM Hizi vitu hushtua mostly madame cos of the weight they place on marriage and showing society that a man found her worthy to be his wife. Kuachana ni mambo madogo sana. That fella has only replaced the source of his future hardships

[bern @bernklod]

They found soup in kikuyu delicacy. Shocking

[KTN News @KTNNewsKE]

Investigators have said that Eastleigh, known as “Little Mogadishu,” is where they found the highest number of Somali nationals living in Nairobi. It's believed that the area is one of the main hubs where fraud networks unlawfully issue Kenyan identity cards to foreign nationals.