Bernoulli Bear

Valiant teddy bear of a young scientist. Everyday hugger. World traveler and carry-on luggage contortionist. I try to learn the Science from the Girl.

[Bernoulli Bear @bernoulli_bear]

Take a nap, people. Trust me, I'm a teddy bear.

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The Girl is trying to make me a face mask, but it's hard not to cover my eyes while covering my snout.

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@NIH_Bear There is cake in the pillow fort.

And because it is Friday and she is the Girl, we will also have pizza.

Join us!

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I like feeling cozy, so I have taken on a new hobby: creating cozy environments. I want to be a Pillow Fort expert. #goalz

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What did I miss?

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Just stretching.

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@upbeatprof #bearhug infinity times

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When the Girl works out, I'm a mix of cheering her on and hoping she does not hug me before showering. #NoPainNoGain #bearbod

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@NIH_Bear So...should I learn how to make blueberry pie first?

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The paunchy look is always in season. #bearbod

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My fur at its cleanest is the same color as uncooked ramen. #SaturdayThoughts

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@NIH_Bear What if I learned to bake cakes for you?

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I want to dress up for Halloween with my gf. Ada is a petite alpaca. Suggestions for couples' costumes are welcomed!

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@NIH_Bear But without children, would there have ever been a demand for teddy bears...?

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Out of all my bear siblings, I smell the cleanest. #SoFresh #SoClean

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@upbeatprof *Costco-teddy-bear-sized bear hug*

Probably got carried away with the hyphens. But you know what I mean.

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@NIH_Bear The real question is whether it is really *me* and not just the likeness of me.

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@NIH_Bear There are many copies of me in a warehouses all over the world, I bet. #teddybearlife

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Do you remember when your Twitter feed used to be in chronological order?

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@BatesPhysio Sounds like it was a good time to get coffee. Good luck with all of it!

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@upbeatprof Were they hairy nipples?