Joe Bernstein

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[Charli @charli_xcx]

something horny is coming ;)

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

@lionel_trolling Classic "the child is father of the man" cels versus "life begins at 40" chads dynamic

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

Being a dad is easily the best thing I’ve ever done. Happy Father’s Day to everyone.

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

Also: You don’t have a nemesis. You aren’t Batman. You have feelings of insecurity and resentment based around an inflated sense of your own quality.

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

What publication is this even from? Who cares? You don’t need to be anonymous to say this.

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

Please stop sending me this

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

Is that weird? That’s how my wife and I arrange dinner parties?

[WIRED @WIRED]

Dialog, the private network cofounded by Peter Thiel, grades its event attendees on a hidden scale, ranking them by wealth and fame, tracking their relationships, and using algorithms to help decide who they should meet and sit with, WIRED has learned.
https://t.co/4eXfPUFf13

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

One of the many reasons I resent this guy is that soccer fandom is the most parochial of all fandoms.

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

I'm just going to say it—

There is a kind of coastal American soccer fan who believes his fandom makes him a cosmopolitan global citizen, who cannot bring himself to root for the USMNT because it represents the parochialism his soccer fandom is meant to transcend.

I hate him.

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

@B_C_Richardson It’s not about you bro

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

@rebekah_e_s but that doesn’t mean they shouldn’t cheer for the USMNT!

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

@rebekah_e_s Have you watched the past two games?

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

Don’t try to tell me I made up this guy.

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

Solid Sidwell man: fulfilling his marital responsibilities!

[TMZ @TMZ]

Josh Hart vows to have sex with wife after Knicks parade 😭 https://t.co/DDbeVskcxP

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

Can someone check on Vice?

[VICE @VICE]

What if the real tasteslop wasn’t your gooseneck kettle or that copy of Butter by Asako Yuzuki or even those Margiela Tabi ballet flats, but actually the liquefied gruel pumped intravenously into your birth pod while electromagnetic transmissions fire through the headjack grafted onto the back of your skull, creating the illusion that every single object you own or piece of “content” you’ve ever consumed actually exists

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

@jaycaspiankang No

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

The classy self-awareness and humility of a Sidwell man.

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Josh Hart:

“I’m a good basketball player, and I can help a team win. But if I’m the #1 option on that team, or #2 option on that team? Not a great team. Like, #4? Cool, we’re a good team….#2? Get the lottery numbers ready, baby.” 😅

(via @roommates_show, h/t @krispursiainen)

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

@willystaley You can also avoid situations that make you uncomfortable. Those are stressful!

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

@willystaley Idk dude. Remote work means you can watch more Netflix, look at more Instagram, and order more DoorDash. To me that’s probably good for your mental health.

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@SamAdlerBell @togglecoat the book doesn't sound great, but her name's missouri. did hannah consider that?