Joe Bernstein

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[Armond White @3xchair]

Dud of the Week: "You Can See Everything," a mockumentary glorifying felon Elizabeth Holmes and fellow narcissicist filmmakers, perverts truth, justice and class issues for Gen-X media-illiterates. Read how: https://t.co/0gzsRZdAqz @A24 #YouCanSeeEverything

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

@tolstoybb That doesn’t help me

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

*looking in mirror* “Hey, uh babe. Yeah, can you come over here? Sorry I know you’re trying to work. Would you say I’m more shtetl type or brown? Not gracile, right? No, no definitely not. Just wondering.”

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The kids in my son’s first grade class scare each other by screaming “look out! Michael Jackson is behind you!” ????

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@weareyourfek @BarneysRubble0 But he didn’t wear them on a day he was going to be in public? Also, I’m pretty sure when I first met him he was in stocking feet. Tho I’d have to double check

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

@BarneysRubble0 no, i profiled him earlier this year

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I know this because I have a magician friend. She told me that the magic community is pretty united on this. She also said magic is an underappreciated element in the You Can See Everything discourse.

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

One thing that is poorly understood is the extent to which this store is very much a magic shop. And apparently magic shop clerks are supposed to be hostile to outsiders. So what Kelly Clarkson interpreted as snobbery, was actually classic magician in-group out-group behavior.

[deuxmoi @deuxmoiworld]

Paul Rudd was spotted visiting Art of Play, the Brooklyn curiosity shop that recently made headlines following Kelly Clarkson’s very public dispute with the store. 📸@BackgridUS

[Seçkin @seckindiaz]

Sokak köpeğini bir kere sevdikten sonra peşini bırakmaması

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

@vcunningham

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Monitoring the situation

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Veradermics announces its experimental hair-loss pill significantly increased hair growth in over 500 men, with no serious side effects reported in a late-stage study.

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

Perhaps you’re familiar with Nolita Dirtbag, the king of the arch neighborhood posters on Instagram? He’s getting a little antsy. My profile of a meme savant who wants to be “Rupert Murdoch” but “not a tiny Australian chud.”

https://t.co/54dZSOAp8C

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

@DPD_ No. I’m too perturbed by the discourse quite frankly!

[Mark Chiusano @mjchiusano]

I spent a year working the apps for DoorDash, Uber, Amazon and more; saw disturbing things; brought people single cookies; probably delivered drugs; smashed up my nose; met people who made insane journeys to get you pad thai; wondered what we’re doing here https://t.co/xAX96CW3LC

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@mindyisser Thank you queen

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First good post in awhile

[𝗨𝗻𝗳𝗶𝗹𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 @theVibeAlchemy]

Why Does Puberty hit So Differently? 😭
PUBERTY IN GIRLS. PUBERTY IN BOYS

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

@BigMeanInternet I haven’t seen the movie yet but I confess the kinds of questions about truth and performance that people seem so interested in seem to me to be straightforwardly tedious

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

@BigMeanInternet I haven’t seen the movie yet but I confess the kinds of questions about truth and performance that people seem so interested in seem to me to be straightforwardly tedious