Jonathan Bernstein

Crisis management consultant, trainer, author | Alpha Nerd | yogi (not the bear), Reiki practitioner| folksinger

[Jonathan Bernstein @bernsteincrisis]

@vincewarren I would like to offer my 30+ years of crisis management PR experience, pro bono, to The Center for Constitutional Rights, to #resist the constitutional violations that will be attempted by the incoming administration. Of interest?

[Jonathan Bernstein @bernsteincrisis]

@BicycleCasino It's Memorial Day. Not a happy occasion.

[Jonathan Bernstein @bernsteincrisis]

@elonmusk Yes!

[Jonathan Bernstein @bernsteincrisis]

@Lyft @Lyft_Comms But you guys seem to think that suspending your driver, with making it up to my terrified date or me in any way, is OK. It's not. YOUR DRIVER COMMITTED A CRIME. I didn't want to escalate but you've given me no choice. Might want to Google me, btw.

[Jonathan Bernstein @bernsteincrisis]

@Lyft @Lyft_Comms One of your drivers demanded money from the date I sent Lyft to pick up then chased her down the street when she refused and got out of the car. Safety issue 192093270.

[Jonathan Bernstein @bernsteincrisis]

@ResMedMick Is it true that you have no CPAPs available to anyone? That's what my provider tells me and I have one of your machines, six years old, overdue for replacement.

[Jonathan Bernstein @bernsteincrisis]

I just subscribed to Snarky Senior https://t.co/I1N1ubPRCc because my tombstone is gonna read, "Wait, I'm not done yet!"

[Jonathan Bernstein @bernsteincrisis]

Let's be real - bad reviews happen to the best of us. Try on these top tips from our crisis management experts that will help you avoid digging the hole deeper when you encounter this common business issue.
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[Jonathan Bernstein @bernsteincrisis]

It's still not too late to make this "The Year of Crisis Preparedness" for your brand. https://t.co/xY0JGElYFv

[Jonathan Bernstein @bernsteincrisis]

Shell’s Apology For Purchasing Russian Oil During Ukraine Crisis: https://t.co/o3K7equSfQ

[Jonathan Bernstein @bernsteincrisis]

Read about #Rackspace's Fanatical Destruction of our company records. "Fanatical" being a claim to fame Rackspace may come to regret.

https://t.co/Ka5YIrux4Q

[Jonathan Bernstein @bernsteincrisis]

@Rackspace Apparently #Rackspace's famous Fanatic customer service is unable to find a ticket CREATED by Rackspace's Fanatic customer service and I'm now sitting though my 4th "Fanatic" customer service rep with my business email having been down three days

[Jonathan Bernstein @bernsteincrisis]

@Rackspace, sure wish a Customer Fanatic in Billing would call me back re Ticket 5812495!

[Jonathan Bernstein @bernsteincrisis]

Enjoyed sharing my thoughts for this Time article reviewing Spotify's crisis management for the ongoing Joe Rogan controversy. https://t.co/J0wVvlxOqH

[Jonathan Bernstein @bernsteincrisis]

You can't afford to put crisis preparedness off for another year, and we'll explain why. https://t.co/giaOTANoOO

[Jonathan Bernstein @bernsteincrisis]

Hey @doordash, how about telling @DoorDash_Help to respond to tweets? One of the codes you sent me today doesn't work.

[Jonathan Bernstein @bernsteincrisis]

nomorecrisis: "Crisis Management". You're hearing the term more and more, but what does it actually mean and why does your organization need a plan BEFORE trouble hits? Learn more at https://t.co/5y3rdYLlag…

[Jonathan Bernstein @bernsteincrisis]

I founded Bernstein Crisis Management in January 1994, and am proud to say it's still going strong today! https://t.co/WPOcEs6Tgn

[Jonathan Bernstein @bernsteincrisis]

Interested in a no-cost media training manual, crisis communications and public affairs preparedness checklists, and our popular article, "30 Lessons From 30 Years of Crisis Management"? https://t.co/R3bgZyX5uI

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How do you know when it's time to pick up the phone and call a crisis management consultant? If any of the items on this list sound familiar, that time might be now...https://t.co/0IVERvOLqK