having OCD as an athiest is so fucking funny like fuckkk i forgot to lock the door 5 times now this plane is gonna crash... by some mysterious unrelated secular force... and i'll go to hell... which i don't believe in...
Cat parents will hear a very specific “mrrrp” and instantly translate it into full instructions like “Oh, okay, you want the heating pad on, understood.”
highly recommend owning a cat because it makes dealing with every negative emotion a little bit easier. it's difficult to feel the full weight of crushing reality when a little freak is doing olympic laps around your home after taking a loud shit