hummus man

I’m a donut I deserve head

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When I was a kid, I thought by 27 I'd be married, have a kid and own a house.

Me at 27 in reality:

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I would nach on some nachos rn

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I’ll wear any color as long as it’s black

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let me execute this ceviche

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@MastersKust -____-

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if it doesn’t have tentacles i dont want to eat it

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Who’s sword is that? Whose snake is that?

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Never going to Panera again

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Nightcap glitter

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Blunts and kombucha that’s the way

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I’m not going to the pyramids unless I can go inside. ITS AN ESTABLISHMENT

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in your perfect world, would there be bad movies?

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Retaliation gramps

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its bulking szn

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Turtles are kinda like pigs of the ocean

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Ayoooo any bioluminescent mammals in the house ?

[Savo @savo_boi]

We’re not gonna talk about the huge spider-like creature in this picture?!?

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Red panda is top 5 animal

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Wtf is a kilometer

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Two slices of pizza and boozy apples, this is New York