BerriSays

Things someone said a long time ago. Some true. Some not so true.

[FUNKLORDZ @Chromeo]

Hilarious. @GuyFieri needs to see this. http://t.co/1NOpl5ImB5

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There is no Medina Sod, you piece of human paraquat.

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I got up at 5:30am to start the brisket.

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Happy Memorial Day weekend, guys. I have the biggest grill.

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Hey guys. Looking forward to some bass fishing this summer!

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Nobody tells me what I said anymore.

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At the Giants game. These curly fries would be better with sea salt instead of table.

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"Remember that time you told my sister about my sexing? That was awesome."

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After 2 days nobody wants to tweet what I says. #Berrisays

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I didn't really like myself last year. I like myself more now. #Berrisays

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Too much curve.

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I don't always use @jguntle's computer, but when I do I check the cd drive for porno. CD Girls for life Jeff G. #BerriSays

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303 Killaz don't need bass. #BerriSays

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I don't break laws, but these are real Cuban cigars. You figure it out.

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#FollowSaturday @saraisabee @jguntle @adkimmerly @rockhousejones @playdroid @eyetalix @lynnerd707 @ILikeSciFi @stevehaske @MikeDronkers

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Ain't no roof like a white vinyl roof.

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Does anyone feel like smoking some pork butt?

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I don't have the room in my class schedule to take Radio as a class. I'll just hang out there for 7 or 8 hours a day. #Berrisays

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I love my Dodge Dart. Not for the power, but for the hordes of 80 year old bitches it pulls. #Berrisays