David Berrisford

Ex certified Big Boy.

[David Berrisford @berrisforce]

@jazzfm just so you know, the ads are running but your mics in the studio are still on!

[David Berrisford @berrisforce]

#bbcnfl how can a pro punter only hit it 29 yards? My nan could kick it further than that

[David Berrisford @berrisforce]

@virginmedia just been on the phone 6 separate times trying to leave. Every agent I've spoken to has transferred me to a number that doesn't exist. Not a good way to treat your customers!

Please sort this out, I just want to leave!

[David Berrisford @berrisforce]

@jazzfm do you apply an eq to tracks when playing them on air? Listening to Brighter Day - Michael Olatuja on your station sounds really different to the album on Spotify, I didn't even think it was the same recording!

[David Berrisford @berrisforce]

@toms3dp Just checking if you got the tune I sent in to the meltzone, there wasn't an email address listed anywhere on the site!

[David Berrisford @berrisforce]

#cruftsscreen woof

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@simmsandlefkoe @AdamLefkoe When your ex gets a new partner and starts bragging https://t.co/DyWNIdj000

[David Berrisford @berrisforce]

@TheAAF just left a mic open on their broadcast. Quote "nobody's watching, nobody's listening, nobody cares". Oops.

[David Berrisford @berrisforce]

@SimmsAndLefkoe Damn. I thought crying @AdamLefkoe was a bit funny but now I'm right there with ya

[David Berrisford @berrisforce]

Wonderful "luxury hot chocolate" courtesy of @runforchoc. They ran out of boiling water #runforchocolate #runforchocolatepowder

[David Berrisford @berrisforce]

@AdamLefkoe Don't be sour xoxo

[David Berrisford @berrisforce]

@SimmsAndLefkoe @AdamLefkoe @CSimmsQB

[David Berrisford @berrisforce]

It's daylight robbery @AldiUK. 39p on the signs, 42p at the till!

[David Berrisford @berrisforce]

@VirginTrains 12:03 to Bham, conductor is playing "name the film from the song" over the speakers. What are you doing? Nobody wants this.

[CSU Rams Basketball Szn @OurStateCSU]

First guy to congratulate Brady? Number 34. What a teammate!

[David Berrisford @berrisforce]

where did @noelfielding11 get his shirt from? My dad really wants it #GBBO

[kaphc🦉 @kaphc]

@bbcstrictly Who was Santa?? We need to know! #Strictly

[David Berrisford @berrisforce]

@thetrainline was just trying to buy a ticket, app said "sorry servers are down please try again", I tried to buy it again and it went through successfully but now I have two tickets for the same train! Can I refund one?

[David Berrisford @berrisforce]

I know it's a Friday night, but is it unreasonable to ask a house party to remain in the house and not outside my window? Number 233 👀👀👀

[David Berrisford @berrisforce]

@Jeff_Reinebold is my favourite special teams coach going to be at the London game?!