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[barri @berrizhern]

@cano_tulio Jorge se pone la camisa de España, peor partido de la historia de España.
Se pone la camisa de Belgica, empate.
Compra Bitcoin, colapsa.

Voy a crear un ETF que vaya contra Jorge. Millonarios todos mañana.

[barri @berrizhern]

Belgica va a perder hoy.

[barri @berrizhern]

el OG anti goat

[DavidoPolice @DavidoPolice]

First person to loose aura driving a lambo😂

[barri @berrizhern]

el jugador que metio el primer gol del mundial lleva el apellido de mi ex. it’s a sign. i should text her.

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

I can understand why Italians saw this and decided to invent unemployment

[barri @berrizhern]

@paulg @BillAckman take notes

[barri @berrizhern]

@japan_nobunaga ariatosaima banana

[barri @berrizhern]

@nypost justifiable use of force. stay strong king

[barri @berrizhern]

best example i’ve seen of justifiable use of force. seconded only by someone microwaving eggs.

[New York Post @nypost]

Cop arrested, fired for allegedly pointing gun at fellow officer who microwaved fish at police station https://t.co/DkE9a4Vx4h

[barri @berrizhern]

Soy yo o llevo casi 6 meses viendo stories de gente en un concierto de bad bunny

[barri @berrizhern]

Just found this artist called “DuaLipa”. She’s great. I hope she’s single.

[barri @berrizhern]

god damn it

[Dua Lipa Brasil @dualipabrasil]

🚨 DUA LIPA E CALLUM TURNER SE CASARAM EM LONDRES!

[Macky Arenas @MackyArenas]

Tres libros de Ángel Bernardo Viso
Fernando Egaña: "Es difícil que haya tres libros más políticamente incorrectos que los que hoy me toca presentar"
https://t.co/zuNo7mITzE

[barri @berrizhern]

“El que quiere puede”

[WTF @mrwtffacts]

In Miami, two inmates on murder charges who never met face-to-face had a baby through an AIR DUCT.

Daisy (29) and Joan (23) fell in love via the vent between floors. He wrapped his semen in plastic, tied it to a rope made of torn bedsheets, and lowered it down.

She pulled it up and self-inseminated with a store-bought applicator.

In 2024, she gave birth to a baby girl with DNA confirming it’s their child.

The jail is currently investigation this shocking security lapse.

[barri @berrizhern]

banger tweet if read in pre-AI language

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Jamie Dimon reveals he had his first experience with Claude this past weekend.

[barri @berrizhern]

@Clara_Gold This seems like a very good take, however for the meaning crisis (point 4), this could be that many people see it differently now. AI *could* be creating more work instead of less. Expectation of productivity and outcome is very elevated compared to pre-AI.

[barri @berrizhern]

Me dicen que su nuevo apodo es Jorge “el Billy” Foyo por Bill Gates: el $SPY sube, y se pone a gastar como un Senior Director

[barri @berrizhern]

*The S&P500 ⬆️ 0.23%*

Jorge:

[barri @berrizhern]

*The S&P500 ⬆️ 0.23%*

Jorge:

[barri @berrizhern]

@Ahmaadnajib I don’t know about this — love hasn’t really been a big theme on the storyline

[barri @berrizhern]

Forward Deployed Engineer about to take a whole new meaning

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Iran launches a strike on Oracle's data center in Dubai, says IRGC.