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[550am @josh550am]

The way all beaches are lowkey the beaches that make you old. UV exposure.

[grovy @grovymango]

NYC was invented so that Spider-Man has a place to do all that

[leyla 🍒 @mrswamsbsgans]

the tradwife epidemic cannot get to me cuz i detest house work, id genuinely rather look at an excel sheet all day long

[baby @cutehotsexycool]

what is the psychology behind getting turned on by a lil arguing lol #guilty

[erika @yeeeerika]

i've decided my five-year plan is having some fun

[a @hereditvry_]

genuinely sick to my stomach

[ali @alibrooke4ever]

christopher nolan cut the lotus flower eaters because he knew nothing could ever top the percy jackson casino scene

[scoobs @scoobsluvr]

cannot eat pho in peace ever bc as soon as rudy smells it, he demands beansprouts

[wormbuxxxxxxxxxx @kayteterry]

Cannot stress this enough: would

[hera @shiningdaisies]

top reasons to do something:
1. funsies
2. spite

[sam parker @samprkr]

As someone who only performs well at the last minute on deadlines deadlines I identify with the New York Knicks

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

If the knicks win we’re carrying the t-rex skeleton from the museum of natural history to the front of MSG

[nebula should have killed thanos @gwenstacying]

He-Man is never going to keep a proper foothold in popular culture until they suck it up and make a version of him gay. I know this because they made a She-Ra gay and now I willingly chose to remember there’s a character out there named Netossa

[elizabeth @solareyesed]

i love when a nasty ass bassline jerks me off a little bit

[roku @rokuxvii]

pro tip just get in shape so you can justify having unusual/weird hobbies

[moni @wrappedaroundme]

I’m so broke that I’m making myself mad thinking about past financial decisions. Why have I paid guys to kiss each other at the bar on like three different occasions.

[ᯓ★ @chorio_actis]

for many years i forced myself to "bloom where i was planted" because "no matter where you go there you are" and then i moved to a new state and instantly became happier and healthier haha oops

[Ernest Strawfield @FKAGEORGEY]

I wear a condom at all times to protect my beautiful penis from the world

[mssexxyirl @mssexxyirl]

ever since i was a little girl i’ve always known i wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when i grew up