The journal factory /did/ explode actually, and I was there. Why do you ask? Did you wanna know, in great detail, if I sustained any physical or mental injuries in the accident?
God im still thinking about the stuntdriver emeto fics
Cant read them, nobody to talk about them with, cant write my own bc my grasp on the english language is... rough. SHOOT ME SHOOT ME GOD HELP ME
Okay so immediately russ is doing karate buck ass naked in front of a mirror, dick floppin around and bleeding all over his hotel room
My brother you gotta start testing your adderall bc something aint right here
Gahh ive decided to just tough it out and finish dead eye like a real man... court calling russ and getting a lil excited bc hes chronically lonely is so cute and i cant believe i almost missed that
If the barbie movie took place 10 years earlier, the shirtless dudes outside abercrombie and fitch would have sent ken to a much darker place emotionally i think
I genuinely love when im reading a fic and the author very clearly has a very specific and unusual kink but its not really ever acknowledged. For these 25 beautiful minutes while i read your porn, i too will be really into corduroy pants and stinky breath <3.
Kinda feeling jealous of henry bc wdym both our cars blew up and he got to have a sick early 2000s grunge adventure before dying and i just had to lay in the mud for hours ๐ญ i deserved to be crying in a strip club too
Made this account specifically to be free and horny but im still scared.
Theyre gonna lock me up if i say im thinking about grace being forced to drink pee until he pukes. Maybe piss enema too. Theyโve already got me in cuffs bro, tell my cat i love her.
I have a monumentally bad take on all this pro/anti nonsense that i simply cannot share. Maybe its just bc ive only slept for 2 out of the last 48 hours, but im irritated af.
Blocking these people is like playing whack-a-mole: piss me off edition.
Are me and my bestie the only people who have seen Biosphere bc that movie was crazy and no one ever knows what im talking about when i mention the post apocalyptic dilf mpreg movie
The ending did psychic damage to me fr
@SaiWrenCalls Deciding to remain delusional for my mental health (ken if you mess with my beautiful princess courtland "violator" gentry i will have your head)