Jessica Berry

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

Friends don't let friends text drunk.

[Dita Von Teese @DitaVonTeese]

I like the new glass protecting Oscar Wilde's tomb. The kisses&words written in lipstick cast beautiful shadows, while not defiling it.

[Andy Milonakis @andymilonakis]

HAHA DARTH (DARK) VADER BURGER http://t.co/fzKpmMQl

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

I like rough cuddling.

[Jessica Berry @berrycakes562]

I hate holidays.

[Jessica Berry @berrycakes562]

I said fuck coke and started snorting hitlers ashes.

[Jessica Berry @berrycakes562]

"get out of here you Kirk loving spock suckers!"

[Jessica Berry @berrycakes562]

Craving pizza and sex. My dream relationship is with pizza the hut from spaceballs.

[Jessica Berry @berrycakes562]

@DirtNasty @chainswangaz makes me wet as niagra falls. Dopest shit to drop since boy george.

[Jessica Berry @berrycakes562]

"I'm gonna pretend to be in a bunch of high schools and sit in on classes and tell the teachers to eat my pussy and to kill themselves" epic

[Jessica Berry @berrycakes562]

@DirtNasty Time to show Nasty how us cowgirls do it! http://t.co/HQTUPNaF

[Jessica Berry @berrycakes562]

@DitaVonTeese My prized tattoo! I hope to have you sign my pin up of you one day <3 http://t.co/IlUluvi

[Jessica Berry @berrycakes562]

@mickeyave Just bought new rock bottom version. So gangsta! Made me wet as niagra falls.

[Jessica Berry @berrycakes562]

@DanWarp Have you considered having Russell Brand play Socko? Would be legit!!

[Jessica Berry @berrycakes562]

@CraigPoliner :D

[Jessica Berry @berrycakes562]

@christoferdrew did you put vagina on purpose?

[Jessica Berry @berrycakes562]

@CraigPoliner not all of us see the midnight showing jerk xD

[Jessica Berry @berrycakes562]

@jennettemccurdy Munsters all the way!! :D

[Jessica Berry @berrycakes562]

@CraigPoliner wtf xD all random. Even twitter was shocked to see me tweet

[Jessica Berry @berrycakes562]

@CraigPoliner It does xD everything we say is epic