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Whiskey is the secret key to happiness. Whiskey is always there for you. Whiskey makes your clothes fall off.

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W is for Wednesday
And whiskey.
And "why does it take so long for Wednesday to get here?"
And "why is the whiskey gone?"
See you on Thursday.

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@ShouldHaveCat Hammancheez

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@TheRealDudja

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A tattoo day is always a good day.

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@CrumblCookies Cornmeal with honey buttercream is one of my favorites. That churro came pretty close though.

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@MelissaStraub8 Supernatural is my favorite color.

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@AuthorGFAllen Fabulous

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@TheRealDudja

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@MelissaStraub8 Dean took my car and then he was in the hospital with it.

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Take me out to the ball game.
#mariners #schillingcider #MLB

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@MelissaStraub8 I made a crossroads deal with Crowley because I was going to go to the store and he kissed my mom.

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@PlnetPellegrino @MarkRPellegrino Coming into the city to hang out with my daughter. We are going to watch a baseball game and drink at multiple bars

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@TheRealDudja 11, 2, 3, 4

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@terrorca Burn it down

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@TheRealDudja Is it bad to say this morning? 😁

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@Marlin19_89 @mishacollins My son found half a pb&j in his camping backpack, which he hasn't used since 2019. We were taking bets on what it was. Thank God it wasn't tuna.

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@AuthorGFAllen Separate bathrooms, or separate sinks in the same bathroom.

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@Marlin19_89 They are like Hostess Sno-Balls. Pink on the outside and sweet on the inside.

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When you love baseball the All-Star game is like looking at a big buffet. You get to pick everything you like.
#MLBAllStar

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@indeancashell What happens when handsome boys grow out their curls

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@MarkRPellegrino Oh yeah. That's one of the biggest sins in the middle school I work at and offenders almost always get labeled "douchebags".