Silly Sally

“I’m hip to time”

[Silly Sally @berrysieve]

Another day, another chip brush

[Silly Sally @berrysieve]

They’re not just eating those lobsters

[Silly Sally @berrysieve]

Maine is the Utica of New England

[Silly Sally @berrysieve]

“Does Charlie Brown lead a charmed life?”

[Silly Sally @berrysieve]

Just two races on the ballot: dog catcher and town coward

[Silly Sally @berrysieve]

Thinking of throwing my own elections this year, trying to get the word around town

[Silly Sally @berrysieve]

For the rest of my life I will be apologizing for betraying the snowblower

[Silly Sally @berrysieve]

God keeping me humble by having my perfume, body oil, and peppercorns run out at the same time

[muskan @mskdhwl]

An antique 1870s Cashmere Shawl that's also a map of Kashmir

[Silly Sally @berrysieve]

Petitioning for girlfriend cigarettes. Half length cigarettes for the girlfriend that gets a little woozy with a full one.

[Silly Sally @berrysieve]

God’s profession; Railroader

[Silly Sally @berrysieve]

Going to learn to tap dance to terrorize the boyfriend and the cat

[Silly Sally @berrysieve]

Just got in the new business model schipperkes

[Silly Sally @berrysieve]

They’re making party edition cocker spaniels now huh

[Silly Sally @berrysieve]

@falseroxy I definitely thought it was a big get at the time

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You are looking at an actual Chevrolet product

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Just voted next to a dump truck

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Pills and a kazoo!

[Silly Sally @berrysieve]

The cat I’m sitting does *not* like to be called a beautiful little fupa baby