berry 🍓

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I’m at that weird age where every younger person I meet makes me realize how much l've aged, and every older person I meet makes me realize I'm still a baby.

[• @yducknow]

me after spending all my money knowing i’ll get more from idk where

[sushi @tandoorinightts]

😭😭😭

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

women are not rehabilitation centers for men, and the only thing that happens when they attempt to be is said man ruins his AND her life

[mick (is getting fat 😔) @tstywtr]

can i order weights online or is that mean to the delivery driver

[Ky ☆ @kyutagawa]

Trash vs garbage Would you rather

[berry 🍓 @berrystrawng]

do you guys mind if i tweet about perfume while my country is at war or?

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

[berry 🍓 @berrystrawng]

?

[berry 🍓 @berrystrawng]

someone messaged me today trying the steam scam

[berry 🍓 @berrystrawng]

did you miss me, twitter?

[berry 🍓 @berrystrawng]

so we all agree january didn't count, right?

[berry 🍓 @berrystrawng]

@sweetxsage @discord_support hey! I wanted to message you, but I'm not able to. I wanted to let you know that this person is impersonating you too.

[berry 🍓 @berrystrawng]

Today, my friend told me she's in love with ChatGPT................................

"Nobody understands me as he does🥰💘."

[berry 🍓 @berrystrawng]

@TheCinesthetic What’s the name of this movie?

[berry 🍓 @berrystrawng]

When I was 3, I was convinced that my parents kidnapped me, and I never shut up about it. For example, if we went to a store, I’d claim the salespeople were my real parents, and I was kidnapped when they put me on a shelf to work.

My mom was eventually fed up with this story, so she showed me an ultrasound of me in her stomach, and said “I was pregnant with you, so *I* am your mother!” and for some reason that was enough proof for me to believe her??? Wdym a random picture of an ultrasound fetus was good enough proof of our kinship???

[𝕺𝖑𝖆𝖇𝖎𝖓𝖏𝖔 ✞ @babingtond01]

me: am i adopted?
my dad: of course not, why would we pick you?

i haven’t eaten since that time

[berry 🍓 @berrystrawng]

#dispatch

[berry 🍓 @berrystrawng]

@maira4yo truly my worst nightmare