Stein Bertastic

[Stein Bertastic @bersteinbear]

In his Motherland daydreaming ab someone new

[Stein Bertastic @bersteinbear]

I give up, I just want to date a dumb guy who doesn’t ask me hard questions

[Stein Bertastic @bersteinbear]

Like he adjacently gets cooler. Sucks

[Stein Bertastic @bersteinbear]

Hate that the hotter/cooler/smarter I get, my ex gets more recognition for being my ex

[Stein Bertastic @bersteinbear]

I love walking around with nothing to carry

[Stein Bertastic @bersteinbear]

You don’t get an award for packing light, btw

[Stein Bertastic @bersteinbear]

My neighbor listening to The Chicks at 7am for the 8th day in a row

[Stein Bertastic @bersteinbear]

In the 4th grade I showed my friend the song Sleepyhead by passion pit and then her dad stopped letting me come over

[Stein Bertastic @bersteinbear]

I also Hope

[Stein Bertastic @bersteinbear]

All I do is think and consume and subject myself

[Stein Bertastic @bersteinbear]

I wish beach house would drop a song that is 9 days long

[Stein Bertastic @bersteinbear]

Every man I’ve ever loved appeared in my dream last night

[Stein Bertastic @bersteinbear]

I’m really good at remembering 3 things. It gets harder after 3

[Stein Bertastic @bersteinbear]

Remaining non judgmental at the vegan buffet restaurant, difficulty level : impossible

[Stein Bertastic @bersteinbear]

I expected my ex to give me the world when he wouldn’t even give me his vape fr

[Stein Bertastic @bersteinbear]

I just don’t like when guys have “great fashion” …like I think they should be considering a lot of other things ab themselves before how they look.

[Stein Bertastic @bersteinbear]

Was awkward at the mall today

[Stein Bertastic @bersteinbear]

Main character in my book fell in love and now she’s acting pathetic. I needed to see the reality of this truth thru literature. Sickening

[Stein Bertastic @bersteinbear]

Cuz maybeeeeeee ur gunna be the one that saves meeeeeee

[Stein Bertastic @bersteinbear]

Sooooo bored. Hope my brother proposes to his bf soon