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[BuBBliK @k1rallik]

> be Tom Hardy
> start drugs at 11
> expelled for crack and theft
> say you'd sell your mum for a rock
> wake up at 25 in blood and vomit
> get sober. stay sober 23 years
> replace it with the gym and martial arts
> become bane. mad max. venom
> sneak into a local BJJ tournament as "edward hardy"
> choke out a stranger who didn't know it was you
> become a trustee of the veterans charity you fight for
> in 2026 get fired for being too intense

he survived everything except a producer's email.

[bert @bert0014]

Why is Ronda Rousey corny as hell to me now 😩

[bert @bert0014]

Netflix is retarded for agreeing to all that

[bert @bert0014]

Why is Ronda Rousey corny as hell to me now 😩

[MacMally 🍀 @MacMallyMMA]

I legit think Maycee Barber was in shock dude. Getting knocked out or choked out is one thing. But getting pretty much KO’d and then being ripped to the floor as the lights dim from the squeeze gotta trigger some type of biological or spiritual acceptance that you’re about to meet God. Like animals being eaten by a lion in nature. Animal Planet ass finish. #UFCSeattle

[bert @bert0014]

Plenty of these in the U.S. Ya’ll ain’t special.

😏

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

This coffee shop only hires down syndrome employees. ❤️

[Madison Faith🌷 @internetmadison]

the jeep rubber duck thing seems swingers adjacent

[JESUÍNO 🇹🇭🇧🇷 @jebosio22]

Justin gaethje lendo isso:

[bert @bert0014]

Flan flipping should be a real sport

[bert @bert0014]

I would too. Street cyclists are annoying as hell

[Insane Reality Leaks @InsaneReality]

Oversize load uses a no passing zone to get around cyclists

[bert @bert0014]

Bro foreal

[bert @bert0014]

When does food zero drop?

[bert @bert0014]

Boffum

[The Fight Fanatic @FightFanatic_]

Be honest, did we overrate Paddy Pimblett or was Justin Gaethje just that good? 👀

#UFC324 #MMATwitter

[bert @bert0014]

LFG Anderson Silva!!

[bert @bert0014]

The ending

[TMZ @TMZ]

😳 A San Francisco restaurant shows a rowdy, belligerent patron going down hard on the sidewalk following an extended altercation with customers and staff.

🎥:Tiktok/Miss_little_ranter

[bert @bert0014]

That pásame la botella song fucking sucks dude

[bert @bert0014]

What happened to ROFL

[bert @bert0014]

@joeymrtnz Oh shit. Let me try

[bert @bert0014]

@calderamartinii Happy Birthday Joey!