> be Tom Hardy
> start drugs at 11
> expelled for crack and theft
> say you'd sell your mum for a rock
> wake up at 25 in blood and vomit
> get sober. stay sober 23 years
> replace it with the gym and martial arts
> become bane. mad max. venom
> sneak into a local BJJ tournament as "edward hardy"
> choke out a stranger who didn't know it was you
> become a trustee of the veterans charity you fight for
> in 2026 get fired for being too intense
he survived everything except a producer's email.
I legit think Maycee Barber was in shock dude. Getting knocked out or choked out is one thing. But getting pretty much KO’d and then being ripped to the floor as the lights dim from the squeeze gotta trigger some type of biological or spiritual acceptance that you’re about to meet God. Like animals being eaten by a lion in nature. Animal Planet ass finish. #UFCSeattle
😳 A San Francisco restaurant shows a rowdy, belligerent patron going down hard on the sidewalk following an extended altercation with customers and staff.
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