Benny “Bulldozer” Bertucci

MIZ | True Son | ΠΚΑ ‘95 | 2x Alpha Delta Pi Formal Attendee | Michelob Ultra Enjoyer | Joshua Báez Loyalist

[Benny “Bulldozer” Bertucci @bert_benny1]

a shit, shower, shave before the bar is a top 5 male experience #blackingsoon #LANK

[Bernard Bagman @BernardBagman]

What do you mean BOTH of my classes got canceled today?? NOOOO

[Woodford Paleale @AleItOutOnAOpp]

If you weren’t with me when I was a freshman with no roster you don’t deserve me when I have a roster full of freshmen

[Benny “Bulldozer” Bertucci @bert_benny1]

#nails

[查兹丹 “CP” 铅笔鸡巴 @ChazPencildick]

这美国啤酒真好喝!

[Splash Seacrest 🇹🇹 @SMseacrest]

Walked into class and my classmate goes "I found your burner twitter." #Shootme

[Scrat “attack that” Putha @Scrattttttttttt]

In places you can afford drinking beers you can afford. #LANK

[Benny “Bulldozer” Bertucci @bert_benny1]

jeans at the gym is leftist propaganda #obliterate

[Adrienne @itsearthi]

If 9/11 happened today, the left would be defending the hijackers

[Greg “G-Spot” Spottingham @justgspottin]

Blacked out at 10pm last night

[Hank “Big Iron” Williams Jr @BigIronHank]

Delt throwing a Barty (Bouse Darty) #obliterate

[Benny “Bulldozer” Bertucci @bert_benny1]

shoutout the DU pledges getting pegged on the patio #LANK

[Adolph “Ahller” Bush @AhllerBush]

Black hair and on clouds, black hair and on clouds, black hair and on clouds🤞🏼🤞🏼

[Gator Jay @stupiddretard]

LARPs that have to end

1. Edmund Fitzgerald glazers
2. Widespread Panic listeners
3. F1 viewers
4. Rooting for a college you never attended

[Benny “Bulldozer” Bertucci @bert_benny1]

this is the most sunday feeling wednesday #VeteransDay 🇺🇸

[D’brickshaw Ferguson @Dbrickshaw69420]

Can’t wait to green out and play gta 6 here for a week straight

[John “thiccy” Guluksen @guluksen]

ADPI basketball jersey fuckssss, save some pussy for the rest of us

[Smokey “Trustfund” McPot @smokeymcburnn]

What the bartender sees after she refuses to serve me my 9th vodka soda

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

Thanks for your ultimate sacrifice, Pat Tillman.

[Adrienne @itsearthi]

If white people are the problem, why aren’t there any white third world countries?

[Buster “Buzz” Boone, CEO @BusterBuzzBoone]

Thank you for the suggestion #rackattack