Bert Heath

[Bert Heath @bert_heath]

If the drugs don't get her the food will

[Bert Heath @bert_heath]

So....that happened

[Bert Heath @bert_heath]

Still not use to watching without him out there https://t.co/PeCK3IzdKe"

[Bert Heath @bert_heath]

They wish I would go ahead and fuck my life up
Can't let them get to me
And even tho I always fuck my life up
only I can mention

[Bert Heath @bert_heath]

If Minn gets Tibs I'll just pencil them in to the playoffs now

[Bert Heath @bert_heath]

What a relaxing day, those are hard to come by

[Bert Heath @bert_heath]

Silly me

[Bert Heath @bert_heath]

Cespedes is so good

[Bert Heath @bert_heath]

@ASchmittendorf I wish I could but they got me by the balls

[Bert Heath @bert_heath]

@ASchmittendorf where ? When?

[Bert Heath @bert_heath]

Anyone wanna go golfing tomorrow

[Bert Heath @bert_heath]

I'm absolutely the asshole

[Bert Heath @bert_heath]

One little pee on your mailbox and I'm the bad guy

[Bert Heath @bert_heath]

Olay the bull shit

[Bert Heath @bert_heath]

The government of today can't tell Us how to live cause the government of 200 years ago already did

[Bert Heath @bert_heath]

That's cute you leave this pen here and people are supposed to think hey that looks like a dick

[Bert Heath @bert_heath]

We'll come back for youuuuuuuuuuuu

[Bert Heath @bert_heath]

I could use a couple beers

[Bert Heath @bert_heath]

Idk why but reading that just put me in the best mood

[Bert Heath @bert_heath]

Idk if u got a man or not or if u made plans or not or if God put me in the plans or not I'm tripping this drink got me saying alot