Bert

North London is 🔴! Also used for retweeting tv shows, memes and complaining at brands.

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If Will Smith assaulted Rebel Wilson for her BAFTA joke, his career would be over and his BAFTA taken away. Assaulting men shouldn’t be shrugged off. He should have be escorted straight out of the venue. Take his Oscar away.

#WillSmith #AcademyAwards

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@superTV247 He looks like the type of person who makes a show about air fryers because it appeals to 16-30 year olds

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@TheAthleticFC Some people don’t understand that record breaking revenue, doesn’t equal profit. Big clubs are expensive to run.

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Paranoia in the #BBUK house makes the best TV. I don’t believe showing previous nominations from the diary room is fair, but what would cause ultimate paranoia would be to tell each housemate how many nominations they’ve had in total so far 🤯💣 make it happen @bbuk

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@Rory_Talks_Ball Divide that by 9 years and that’s 31 point deduction a season for 9 years. Would be a great punishment.

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@TouchlineX It should be 35 point deduction and transfer ban for 4 years + 500 million in compensation to be handed out.

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@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC He wasn’t getting picked anyway 😆

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@ajcdeane The last sparky I had charged me £70 an hour, I’m sure he can afford £3 tax on a hotel room, even then it may only be for intentional tourists.

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@BobsterDrumhead @SamJDean @charles_watts That’s the difference between profit and revenue. We had our highest revenue this year, unfortunately we spent all of it and more!

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@ThatG4m If the goal difference is the same, then it goes to who has scored more goals.

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@CyrusPRESS It’s some Dua Lipa generic remix sadly, even the music video is giving dua.

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@McDonaldsUK I’m very sad. I’m not good at redeeming my points and I’ve worked out this year over 27,287 points have expired without redeeming and that makes me very sad. Can you do something to cheer me up please? That’s the equivalent of 5 McCrispys 😭

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@SkyNews Surely a skew here is how processed the foods are? The fresher the ingredients the less the shelf life.

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@MaraudersJFC Because you’re looking at an average. Your Liverpool game costs you £43 as an average but the seat in front of you will cost £100.

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@adamkeys_ No serious questions needed. We didn’t value him at 117 million + inflated wages.

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@superTV247 I feel scammed

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@superTV247 We need to make this song of the summer, historians won’t understand what happened 😂

[Marc @BlackScarfMarc]

A special shout out to Jamie O’Hara, Shay Given, Peter Schmeichel, Joe Hart, Gabby Agbonlahor, Chris Sutton, Gary Neville, that midget Rory div, and the dozens of others I’ve forgotten - all of whom have been doing their absolute bollocks the past few months, willing and praying hard for Man City to win the league.

Get fucked, all of you.

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS.

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Someone please check in on Anne Hathaway… is she okay? #arsenal

[Asiya P @PipiAsiya]

Piero Hincapie's cheeks🍑 are bigger than some of y'all 🤣🤣🤣

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Keir Starmer is currently jumping around Downing Street. Either Arsenal have won the league or someone's dug up some dirt on Andy Burnham... #kitileaks