Bert Kuntz

Rescue Dog Owner | Lover of America

[Bert Kuntz @bert_kuntz]

@McDonalds I’m back again and just got spicy McChicken sandwiches and I was disappointed your receipts aren’t longer. Can you please make them longer? Thank you

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Dear @McDonalds could you please make your receipts longer?

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@SenJohnKennedy tell me more about you and your families knowledge about running a food truck....you arrogant elitist douchebag.

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@AB84 Always someone else’s fault. Man up and take responsibility for your shitty choices in life. Oh and don’t be such a racist.

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Happy National Bison Day!!!!

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@BounceFresh my wife insists on using multiple (sometimes ten) of your dryer sheets with each load. Is there a benefit to using multiple sheets. Be honest...my marriage depends on it!

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@Sean_Ballantine @BisonUnion Thank you!

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@FedExHelp Already did...totally garbage! Got the old...”let me do some checking and we’ll call you back.” For the highest priced shipping company in America you guys aren’t very good at keeping your word.

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@TVGuide Better title would be...”I’m A Super Insecure Entitled White Woman That Hates Myself When I Look In A Mirror So I’ll Lash Out At Good Human Beings Like Chris Pratt Cause He’s More Famous Than Me And He’s Secure In His Life And Happy” By Kaitlin Thomas. Good Job TV Guide

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People that announce their own birthday on social media are the modern version of the “old cat lady”! Good job!

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It’s obvious the person in charge of the “people you may know” feature on @Facebook and @instagram didn’t have friends as a kid but really wanted them. Relax buddy!

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To the last 400 people in America that don’t need wheel chair or cart rides while at airports: stay strong and keep walking!

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@griffahlers @GORUCK No chance....I couldn’t walk for six hours without a backpack, let alone with one on. Well I might be able to walk six hours for breakfast food, but still no backpack.

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I’m making a new watch called a Fatbit where you try and take the least amount of steps you can every day. Fitbit’ers are crazy!

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@realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr ....I’m just gonna leave this here! Good job!

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@CondoleezzaRice as a combat veteran and small business owner...I’m asking you to PLEASE run for POTUS 2020. It’s time....you’re the one!!!

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@NotOperatorAF @BisonUnion Thank ya!

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@nuck73 thank you. We'll see!

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Just watched my 30lbs rescue dog move a 300lbs table 2 feet for 1 piece of popcorn. I wonder what I could really do for burrito????

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@JeynieJ can't all just be a beat down, that's the easy part. The hard part is the building people up.