Kate Whitney

Retired RN, gardener, cook, reader. Inquisitive. Love dogs. Pro-choice. BLM. Blue dot, red state. Register & vote! #HarrisWalz2024 DM=BLOCK

[Warren @swd2]

So all of you guys who were in my comments last month talking about how food assistance should not include candy and soda but actual healthy foods, I suppose you’re going to call your members of Congress and the White House about this?

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

I'm sooooo glad Trump will be around to see his name chiseled off of the Kennedy Center

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

The richest 3 people have more money than the poorest 4 billion.

But the problem (according to those richest people) is the poor people.

[Mia Michaels @MiaMichaels77]

So maga are all over Hunter Biden because of his past addiction, but take medical advice from a guy who was a heroin addict for 14 years with a dead worm in his brain.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

The largest ICE detention center made over $250 million last year. 

Billionaires have quite literally turned human suffering into a business.

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Remember when they said Zelensky desecrated the sanctity of the White House by not wearing a suit

[Kenny BooYah! 🖖🏾 @KwikWarren]

We’re living in The Twilight Zone. 😳

[Jessica Tarlov @JessicaTarlov]

All Americans want is just lower gas prices and affordable healthcare…

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@mark_slapinski And I feel bad about that. I meant to say he is a sadistic, infantile ugly fuck.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

The President is not well. He can’t stay awake at important White House events and cabinet meetings.

@WhiteHouse needs to come clean about why trump takes so many trips to the hospital and why doctors keep giving trump cognitive tests.

[MayoIsSpicyy @Mayoisspicyy]

If you think what Jared Kushner
and Ivanka Trump are trying to do
to Albania is fucked up, you should
see what they're doing to America.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I'm Hunter Biden. You've never actually heard from me.

[WTFGOP @doggintrump]

I am so sick of all these motherfuckers pretending this is normal

Joe Biden stuttered and that's all we fucking heard about for years

Fuck the media & not giving a fuck about this country

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

In less than 18 months, MAGA has managed to bring back measles. They defunded the Ebola monitoring program that likely resulted in an what is an emergent pandemic. Now, they’ve allowed the food supply to be contaminated by a deadly parasite not seen in the U.S. since 1966.

[Cowboy Beans @ande56495]

No fucking way Trump bathes or showers on his own. He’s cleaned by others like an elephant.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

How can Trump go to a Knicks game? I was told he wasn’t safe anywhere without a ballroom.

[Covie @covie_93]

trump, stephen miller, screwworm.

All the parasites that were eradicated are back.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Wait…Did he just say checkered past ? I’m 28 felonies, 6 bankruptcies, and an Epstein bromance short of his checkered past.