Berthasplashd 💅🏾

Nail Artist/Technician|Reader|lifelong learner

[Zhang et al || Not an Author BTW @mutachali]

At some point my bank was frozen, I gave my girlfriend K10000 to keep for me.. she bought a wig worth K7500 with the money just after one day and the rest of the money went through stories. I never saw her, texted her or had any contact with her. It’s not even about the money.

[Berthasplashd 💅🏾 @berthasplashd]

Is it even possible to not be interested in any sports at all? Highkey jealous of people who are! Cause what do you mean PL is starting ?😤🤧

[rina @urrrinal]

the urge to buy people gifts they’ve mentioned they liked once

[Berthasplashd 💅🏾 @berthasplashd]

Your whole world might be crushing then boom 💥 someone out there is speaking so good about you. 🤍

[Berthasplashd 💅🏾 @berthasplashd]

Someone having an intellectual depth as you is priceless. Feels like you’ve both entered a rare realm nothing close to normal humanity.

[Nurse Ellaaaaaaaa🍯 @HotSexyMamaElla]

I love having intellectual conversations. conspiracy theories , politics, psychology, philosophy, logic and human existence, metaphysics, quantum physics, human nature and all those things..
sadly you’ll never see people who care about things like this.

[Neneh @prettyneneh]

Closest thing to madness is love.

[Berthasplashd 💅🏾 @berthasplashd]

Modern man beauty standards, rather, “wife material” standard.

[Sinethemba.🇿🇦 @cnehshuga]

Men see you with no nails, makeup, lashes and with your afro out & think you’re such a rare gem 😭

[kay dee @_kaydeejnr]

i'm starting to realize that if you really like someone, being friends with them is sometimes better than dating them.

[Tracy🌱 @tracykasale]

At the end of the day, even the most amazing man is just….a man.

[Berthasplashd 💅🏾 @berthasplashd]

Productive at it’s core 🤣

[Grace @gracesoko28]

Lately, I feel like I'm constantly on the verge of irritation. The heat + current bank balance + my big age = short temper. It really doesn't allow me to tolerate nonsense 😒

[Noluthando Ngcobo @LuthandoFuze]

Financially, I’ll start again next year, 2025 has won 👍🏾

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

We are new adults who don’t watch the news, hate visitors, rarely greet our neighbors, postpone everything until tomorrow, and even lock the door with a padlock while we’re inside.

[Berthasplashd 💅🏾 @berthasplashd]

Wisdom

[Novelle art. @artistryhere]

rule #1

[Berthasplashd 💅🏾 @berthasplashd]

Nothing like being mysterious 🤣

[Dineo @dineonono]

adulthood really does shock you into silence. ah.

[Noluthando Ngcobo @LuthandoFuze]

I'll never understand why supermarkets build 20 tills and only use 3 😭

[Sibu🦋 @BaNoKo_]

Talema nama forwarded. That babe needs to make her page public 🤭

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

And the 90’s

[TONI TONE @t0nit0ne]

One thing about me… I will bookmark a recipe from IG or TikTok! Another thing about me? I never seem to make any of the recipes I bookmark 💀💀💀💀