Bertie_B

Gay Scottish ex-pat living in Germany; former teacher of English as a second language. Married to a great German guy.

[Bertie_B @bertie_baggio]

What if all this renaming bullshit, is to distract us again from the Epstein files, where we might discover the name(s) he's trying to redact is/are those of his inbred-looking kids.
What if @IvankaTrump 's name is the one he's trying to cover up?
Maybe Ivana knew too much?

[Bertie_B @bertie_baggio]

Dear Americans

The world population is laughing at you because of 1 unbelievably simple-minded "man".

From now on , I rename your White House as Shite House, where @realDonaldTrump squats with his wife, who is now to be called Whore 3, to remind her she is NOT a First Lady.

[Bertie_B @bertie_baggio]

@IvankaTrump @lexfridman @DollyParton You truly are an ambulance-chasing, Spotlight-seeking media-whore.

Don likes to rename things. I'm adopting this with you and your inbred-looking siblings. Čūñt 1, Čūñt 2, Čūñt 3, Čūñt 4 & Čūñt 5. Obviously you're Čūñt 2.

[Bertie_B @bertie_baggio]

Ordered sunglasses to be sent to a friend in France. Called her on Wed, asked if they arrived. @DPD_Fr threw the package over her gate (over 2 metres high).
Won't know until 25th if glasses are ok.
Different country, same shit-delivery experience.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Difference between a staged assassination attempt and a possible real one.

[Bertie_B @bertie_baggio]

@karolineleavitt You are disposable like a used paper hanky, or toilet paper covered in shit. You thought you were indestructible. HA! He cared about you less than toilet paper covered in shit.

May your choice to lie every day have repercussions for your family, you sad lump of cockerel shit.

[Bertie_B @bertie_baggio]

@karolineleavitt May you be denied entry to every country you travel to, or if they let you in, may you be instantly arrested. This applies to your family too. If you then scream it's unfair, may politicians unite and say you asked to be detained.

[Bertie_B @bertie_baggio]

@IvankaTrump @TiffanyATrump @FIFAWorldCup I love that you go to support your daddy when he gets booed on an international level! 😂

[Bertie_B @bertie_baggio]

@realDonaldTrump @IvankaTrump @FLOTUS please don't come complaining to social media when people start creating and posting deep fakes of all of you. @POTUS started it.
I hope the celebrities sue him.

[Bertie_B @bertie_baggio]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Where do you find the time to tweet? There are charities that you and your siblings could be embezzling from?

[Bertie_B @bertie_baggio]

@IvankaTrump Just dropped in to check that you're still as feckless as usual! Phew! Glad to see that marzipan dildos are still higher up the list for usefulness!

#MediaWhore

[Bertie_B @bertie_baggio]

. @DonaldJTrumpJr any particular reason you didn't respond to a request from @BBCNews about possible insider trading?

Your silence is deafening!

Maybe they're all involved @IvankaTrump @EricTrump @TiffanyATrump @MELANIATRUMP (all caps 🙄)

[Bertie_B @bertie_baggio]

@IvankaTrump @LaraLeaTrump @TiffanyATrump @DonaldJTrumpJr What's the collective noun for a gathering of fecklessness?

The world is practically on fire 🔥 because her dad is an arsehole, and this brainless lump of shite can only post photos of bullshit in an attempt to get "likes". Miss Unpopular strikes again!

[Bertie_B @bertie_baggio]

@IvankaTrump @thediaryoface @StevenBartlett "I saw my father get shot in real time"

Silly Ivanka. You should've attended the rehearsals, then it wouldn't have been such a shock. Also, it's called acting. Admittedly not good acting.

Why the need to fake shock while everyone questions his sanity? Smokescreen?
#LockTrumpUp

[Bertie_B @bertie_baggio]

@IvankaTrump @thediaryoface @StevenBartlett Oh please. 🙄 Perhaps the only thing you've had to really face up to is the fact that your mum got buried at a golf course/donkey farm. Why was that again?…tax avoidance?

Shot? Nope. Fake like his tan & the "agents" that didn't rush him to a safe space instead of a photo op!

[Bertie_B @bertie_baggio]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Piss off.

[Bertie_B @bertie_baggio]

@EricTrump How do you find the time to tweet/X? Who's stealing from charities while you're on here? Back to "work". Charities aren't going to steal from themselves.

[Bertie_B @bertie_baggio]

@PamBondi Media-whore!

[Bertie_B @bertie_baggio]

@PamBondi You really are trash.
I look forward to hearing about how karma turns around and rips you a new one, and how your neighbourhood ostracises you and your family.
Maybe you and @IvankaTrump can be cellmates.

[Bertie_B @bertie_baggio]

@AGPamBondi Sit down, you worthless media-whore!

May you be denied entry to countries, and the appropriate legal action taken against you.