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Dirt on my ass and tits to the wind. she/her

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@ewokmama Yes please!

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@jonniker Please keep your suffering to a minimum. She is trying to enjoy her restful kayak trip.

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@kirstin_g Command hooks, bleach wipes, and extra plan B pills.

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@jennyxcrocker She's the worst!

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@jennyxcrocker Shockingly, there is not. The New Moon was yesterday.

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@katrinaRavioli north midway travel plaza. The men's room had them too.

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@katrinaRavioli I will make sure to check if we stop!

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The PA turnpike is the most boring drive.

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@kirstin_g Amazing!

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@JennaHatfield I love you.

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The thing that one tells you, if you love a runner and you are not one you will have to get up early on holidays to support them in fun runs. This isn't fun. I haven't had enough coffee.

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@revelatrix Same. My big hiking trip is not until September because of all the big kid graduating. I'm losing it!

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I started cleaning my room and now I don't wanna anymore.

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@hellohahanarf Make a wish!

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@JennaHatfield Strings

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@hellohahanarf What a special visit you got last night. 💖

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I made my therapist cry today. Do I win at therapy?

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I'm still awake! June has been the month of staying up way past my bedtime for fun things.

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@JennaHatfield I was singing this as dinner.