"Here we go
On this roller coaster life we know
With those crazy highs and real deep lows
I really don't know why
And I will go
To the farthest place on earth I know
I can travel all the road, you see
'Cause I know you're there with me"
Manager: We’re letting you go for poor performance.
Employee: Poor performance?
Manager: Yes. Your output has been below expectations.
Employee: Okay.
Manager: That’s all you have to say?
Employee: Yes. Thank you for the opportunity.
Manager: You’re not going to defend yourself?
Employee: I used to. Then I realized nobody here listens until the damage is done.
Manager: Please hand over your laptop before you leave.
Employee: No problem.
Four hours later…
Manager: Why are these reports not updating?
Team Lead: Because he was the one doing them.
Manager: What about the client tracker?
Team Lead: Also him.
Manager: And the weekly sales dashboard?
Team Lead: Him too.
Manager: So what exactly was everyone else doing?
Team Lead: Waiting for him to finish his part so theirs could look complete.
The next day…
Manager: I reviewed the spreadsheet. I think we made a mistake.
Employee: You fired me yesterday.
Manager: I know. I want to apologize.
Employee: For firing me or for never noticing I was doing three people’s work?
Manager: Both. ↓
💛🖤MATCHDAY💛🖤
De laatste uitwedstrijd van de Koelclub van dit seizoen. En hoe kan het mooier zijn dan uitgerekend tegen de kattenmeppers in Slippercity!
Nou, dat weten wij wel: drie punten mee terug naar Venlo nemen!
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