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[bertius @bertmalpass]

#BestBarSupDogs

[bertius @bertmalpass]

#BestBarSupDogs

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

If you can look at this photo and not smile, you’re either an asshole or a Packers fan.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Biden thinks students over $10k in debt attended elite colleges

The Dem majority thinks people making $80k are too rich for stimulus checks

A Senator says the $7.25 min wage is fine because he made $6/hour in the 1970s

Anyway, the president is 78 and the median Senator is 65

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Life is too short to waste your time explaining obvious shit to people who are just too fucking dumb to grasp it. You can quote me on that.

[bertius @bertmalpass]

The line at Enloe High School is about 15 minutes long for devices. If you are at Apex High in line the drive is worth it @WCPSS

[bertius @bertmalpass]

@MamaBear2_0 30,384

[bertius @bertmalpass]

@pattonoswalt Spinal Fap

[Meredith Frost @MeredithFrost]

Take a minute of your day to revel in a Beastie Boys/Muppets mashup

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

Oh my gosh

[Durham Bulls @DurhamBulls]

Want 4 free tickets to the PNC Triangle Club for a game during the Bulls next homestand courtesy of @PNCBank? Then RT this Tweet for a chance to win! #BULLieve

[VillaVerdeECU @ECUVillaVerde]

Villa Verde style grilled or fried pork chop rice beans for only $7.99 RT FOR A CHANCE OF 3lbs Nachos

[New Raleigh @NewRaleigh]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/FGNH1W65U9

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

Thoughts on Denzel's message:

[bertius @bertmalpass]

https://t.co/mOwMleNfrA

[Greg Schindler @Schindizzle]

Ironically, VIP sections at clubs are filled with the least important people on Earth.

[jay bentley @jay_bentley]

education is the key to having freedom of choice. as long as you remain ignorant and docile, others will decide what's best for you...

[Fat Wreck Chords @fat_wreck]

CHICAGO! August 17th! 3 weeks! Retweet and we'll select people to send free stuff to! Tix:http://t.co/UP1aKyZuZm

[VillaVerdeECU @ECUVillaVerde]

RT for a chance of a free Nachos tonight !!! Will announce the winner at @12:20am @420HalfwayHouse @djKidScene #Villa

[Kent Jamieson @man_a_ger_nofx]

I did https://t.co/70nCH0v8uk