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hi i'm eya and i write post modern slam poetweets whatever that means

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he has unblocked me⛓️‍💥

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my ex situationship just blocked me all of a sudden like dafuq did i do , we don’t even follow each other

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im gonna start saying niche as nietzsche

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me, a claude user, watching my coworkers still using chatgpt

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i took a nap at work today and i dreamt i was rearranging files in my google drive. save me

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i asked my 15-year-old introverted student what her favorite song was so i could add it to my playlist and she asked if i knew "bring me to life"

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billion dollar company and still cant fix Microsoft Teams UX/UI

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favorite author? zhang et al

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when life gives you noli me tangerines

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@viiiiinnn vin

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im mad i didnt think of this

[Klyve-Orsy Bantug @porklasagna]

@bertmern Im a bitch complex

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why go on dating apps when you can go to siquijor and buy a love potion for 4usd

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i’ve taken b-complex for 3 days straight and i have now entered into flow state.

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me uploading a pdf on chatgpt/claude/gemini and asking if it is relevant to my research paper

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“and with that, the 2025 season comes to - “
SHUT UPPPPP PLEASE LET THAT AUDIO DIEEE. also my new year’s resolution is to stop being a hater

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how about making the follow button a double tap and liking a photo a triple tap @instagram 😭

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honestly i hope the louvre heist thieves never get caught. rooting for them 😊 theyre probably living the dream in the bahamas rn

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it's time i introduce our system to vietnam

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the second hand embarrassment i get when i see posts about people simping for afams in siargao

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everytime dua lipa posts her IG dump, an angel is born