berto

ⓥ🌱💚 /👨🏾‍💻 Major (pending) / Bookworm 📚 / Vinyl Collector / Part Time Chef (niggas really just be cooking fr)

[berto @berto10010010]

I need to pin this tweet so there’s no misconception when going through this feed. Mood is subject to vibration 🤷🏾‍♂️

[BreMoney$$$ @bre_wright1]

i post single shit, taken shit, funny shit, random shit & y'all just assume shit

[berto @berto10010010]

When yo drank plug watching and pints is high so you win the game for a discount>>>

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

THROWBACK: When #Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford had the greatest mic’d-up moment in #NFL history.

One of the toughest moments we have ever seen from a professional athlete.

🤯🤯🤯

MATT WAS PLAYING LIKE HIS ENTIRE FAMILY'S LIFE WAS ON THE LINE.

[berto @berto10010010]

He’s addressing the real issue in the NFL with how they tail you off when they’re ready to let you go. Similar to your boss cutting your hours before firing you. You are worked out, new talents come in, you become 2nd or 3rd option until they weed you out completely since trades likely won’t happen the way you want due to reduced productivity that wasn’t manufactured by you but manipulated by a larger system. So the McDonalds/Nutrition talk is wild ngl since it ultimately doesn’t make a difference 😂😂

[berto @berto10010010]

@SlatDontMiss The nigga look Dominican now, me no black Dominican

[Florence Scovel Shinn @florencequote]

God works in unexpected places, through unexpected people, at unexpected times, His wonders to perform.

[berto @berto10010010]

🗣️’Lemme hear yo body talk girl on 👌🏾’

[ˣK @KayyMorrr]

there are men who say no?😭

[berto @berto10010010]

@_masterinvestor The Alchemist

[berto @berto10010010]

I tried to do this with a banana during a hurricane and that shit ain’t work, I ended up paying my neighbor for a rolling paper

[💨🍃 @HighAssThinking]

Mango blunt🤔 I'm curious about this. Y'all ever tried it or would you try it?

[berto @berto10010010]

U2🥹

[berto @berto10010010]

People who argue that celebrities are immature or never grow up also have to accept the fact that 99% of the people that instilled their beliefs probably forfeited on their dreams at some point or another why judge someone living out there’s, we gotta give this life back one day

[It’s T As In… @T__asIn]

DAWGG

[quan don @quanjulioo]

when we hit a genuine flow state of being weird together

[berto @berto10010010]

I swear I feel like Truman just trying to put the pieces together

[berto @berto10010010]

Unfortunately this woman is 100% right 🥲😔

[reyrey♈️ @missshrey_]

They don’t ignore them at all they just tolerate it as long as she got a fat ass lol

[Curtiss King 🏁🛠 @CurtissKing]

😭 How drumless rap sounds when you’re 40

IG: jesterjacobs

[berto @berto10010010]

@lilduval They need to do a movie about the black history behind brothas and white bbws 😂😂😭

[berto @berto10010010]

@LouYoungIII You know what to do 😎

[berto @berto10010010]

@Sayitpop Can’t clean the memory tho lol

[berto @berto10010010]

@ricosrevenge This is a very high IQ statement to make