BRTLCHE

Young professional.

[BRTLCHE @bertoloochie]

@LilNasX

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

We’re about to spend $300,000,000,000 rebuilding Iran after spending $80,000,000,000 destroying it, while telling Americans on Medicaid to take a hike.

America First.

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[ya boy pablo sanchez @yaboypabIo]

ngl i was faded lmao

[BRTLCHE @bertoloochie]

Damn, RIP

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

Former NFL player Aldon Smith has passed away at the age of 36, per @nwagoner.

Smith was drafted in the first round in 2011 by the 49ers and played six total seasons in the NFL.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Peak male performance on full display. John Fisher just set a new Guinness World Record for the most takeaway dishes memorized in 30 seconds.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Tulsa Drillers, double-A affiliate of the Dodgers, are planning to suspended their bat dog program after their former first-round pick Kendall George suffered a patellar injury jumping out of the way of a bat dog 💔

(Via @TulsaDrillers, @ByJackHarris)

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Never forget that one of Trump’s first actions as President was to tear apart America’s largest consumer protection agency.

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

They’re taking away healthcare. AI is stealing jobs. Corporations are allowed to poison food and water again. They’re slashing education. They’re starting endless wars in multiple countries. He’s using our money to build a ballroom. He’s manipulating the market. They’re dividing the country even more with a gerrymandering war. He is taking bribes in broad daylight. And they still haven’t released the full Epstein files. This is objectively the worst and most corrupt administration in history.

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

🚨LMFAO. The Secretary of War flew to Kentucky to campaign against THOMAS MASSIE, the one Republican who actually votes against your kids dying in another forever war.

And he seriously opens with this:

HEGSETH: "I have to say up front for the lawyers that I'm here in my personal capacity. As a private citizen."

Bro! You are the SECRETARY OF WAR. You did not wake up this morning and become Dave from accounting.

The regime is sending a cabinet official to take out the most anti-war and pro America guy in Congress and we are supposed to pretend it's a personal hobby?!

Massie lives rent free in their entire Epstein apparatus for a reason.

[ScreenTime @screentime]

First trailer for Clayface has dropped

In theaters October 23

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

👤YE👤
👤LAURYN HILL👤

💿ALL FALLS DOWN💿

⬜️TOGETHER ON STAGE IN FRONT OF 80,000 PEOPLE⬜️

🚨LIVE AT SOFI STADIUM🚨

https://t.co/lwsErIae2i

[Andrew Barber @fakeshoredrive]

Happy G.O.O.D. Friday to those who celebrate.

Here’s your yearly reminder that most of these are not available on streaming services…

[Insane Clips @StreetFightsHQ]

Tim Tebow hosted a red carpet event called 'Night to Shine' to celebrate and uplift individuals with special needs ❤️

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

US mortgage rates have jumped for a fourth straight week, reaching the highest point in six months, per Bloomberg

[BRTLCHE @bertoloochie]

We’re terrible but purposely not as terrible as we need to be to get a good pick.

How the fuck do y’all continue to be so embarrassing of an organization? @SacramentoKings

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

Been at ESPN a long time - this one was an all timer. Before social media, it was as viral as a story can be. I watched it on a tape in the news room. I couldn’t stop watching his teammates.

[JEFF @jeffisrael25]

let me get this straight

a team will not be playing in the FIFA World Cup because they are currently being bombed by the FIFA Peace Prize winner

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

These fucking grifters will look us dead in the eye and say the single mother on food stamps is a moocher and the immigrant down the road is stealing welfare money, and then spend billions on lobster dinners. They are horrific fucking liars and thieves. They need to pay back what they STOLE from taxpayers

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

You occasionally get a moment that symbolizes everything wrong with this country. In this case it's a U.S. Marine veteran screaming out that no one wants to fight for Israel and a U.S. Senator breaking his arm. A perfect encapsulation of US foreign policy.