Robert Wood

I'm a Sage 100 Consultant in Central Florida (Ocala), husband, father, reader, nerd, geek (yes there’s a difference and only dorks care)

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"With great power (or freedom) comes great responsibility." and we tend to want the freedom and aren’t willing to accept the responsibility.

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The next time someone starts listing all the reasons an idea won't work or can't happen, ask them to give three reasons it can.- Simon Sinek

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You really have to wonder about whoever approved giving Richard Pryor a Saturday morning kids’ show. Don’t get me wrong. From what I remember, it was good. But it’s Richard Pryor. Just 10 years earlier, WB wouldn’t let Richard Pryor star in Blazing Saddles because it was risky.

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The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "moo". - Brain

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I have no interest in trying to make others think like I do. I just want them to think. - Larry Hama

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Florida Life Tip: If you see Jim Cantore in town, leave immediately. Things are going down.

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Gibbs' Rule #5: You don't waste good.

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Just because they really are out to get you doesn’t mean you aren’t paranoid. - Steven Brust

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"Whenever we refrain from saying something because we are afraid that it will come back to bite us, we should remember that there are some bites we should be damn proud of." - Larry Hama

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The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. - Verbal Kint from The Usual Suspects

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Does this mean Trump’s Iran policy is shooting rockets at US ships? That’s what this seems to imply.

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It is possible to make no mistake and still lose. That is not weakness, that is life. - Jean-Luc Picard

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Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. - John Lennon

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Don't ask: Is it your decision? Ask: Who has the budget for such a project? Insist on meeting that person. - Alan Weiss

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When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the country you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are. - Bandit

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The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter Drucker

Actually listening to what is said is a close second. - Me

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“If you are not playing the game then the game is playing you.” – Daniel Suarez

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There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it. - George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman

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Brain: “Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?”
Pinky: “I think so, Brain, but if they called them sad meals, kids wouldn't buy them.”

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I don't necessarily agree with everything I say. - Marshall McLuhan

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Not doing more than the average is what keeps the average down. - William Lyon Phelps