Gertrude

[Gertrude @bertrudeeee]

I love dressing like a witch who lives in the woods and curses the men who pass through

[Gertrude @bertrudeeee]

@dontgetdizzyy It’s for str@ight people

[Gertrude @bertrudeeee]

Peanuts are evil

[;-; @etern4life]

i’ve been asked “are u gay” more times than i’ve been asked “are u okay”

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

party at my house!!

[Gertrude @bertrudeeee]

@dontgetdizzyy She must get it from you

[Gertrude @bertrudeeee]

Atheists sing sun bleached flies everyday not knowing that it was written about worshipping god

[Gertrude @bertrudeeee]

@dontgetdizzyy Someday you’ll get there on time

[Gertrude @bertrudeeee]

Lizzy’s so cool everyone should have a lizzy but not my lizzy yall gotta find your own

[Gertrude @bertrudeeee]

Atwtmvtvftv is defrosting I can feel it

[Gertrude @bertrudeeee]

Sometimes I think it would be fun to run away and live in the woods and paint all day

[Gertrude @bertrudeeee]

Okay so what if everyone hates me

[Gertrude @bertrudeeee]

@dontgetdizzyy I feel like that girl from brave

[Gertrude @bertrudeeee]

Wow I love when lizzy braids my hair she needs to do it again

[Gertrude @bertrudeeee]

@dontgetdizzyy But if we did that oh no call the police public indecency

[Gertrude @bertrudeeee]

Sometimes I feel like I’m a girl in the way that a tomato is a fruit

[Gertrude @bertrudeeee]

The wild robot is the best movie in the world and anyone who disagrees is wrong