Bert: The Second Coming

Howdy! I’m Bert, from ‘Berta. Other account is in prison because apparently you can't call Trudeau a Chai Knees Hoo'er. Guess we know who runs Twitter.

[Bert: The Second Coming @Berts2ndComing]

Bullshit.

[Cult MTL @cultmtl]

The vast majority of Canadians support bans on handguns (78%) and assault rifles (87%).

A reminder that Pierre Poilievre has voted against every gun control measure in Parliament since 2004. https://t.co/bVE065wnwV

[Bert: The Second Coming @Berts2ndComing]

What a pathetic cuck.
Zero, zilch, nada left to be proud of. I’m intensely proud of the country it was until 2015. I loved it dearly.
It’s a different country now.

[Dean Blundell🇨🇦 @ItsDeanBlundell]

I get emotional when I hear the Canadian National Anthem, now.
The last two year have made me fall in love with this country again.
Who we are, how we serve each other for the greater good.
I needed to be reminded of what Canada is and when I sit in a crowd of Canadians at Jays games, or at the World Cup game against Bosnia, with my heart on my chest. I mean every word? Maybe for the first time ever.
Our differences are so our strengths and our stories all come together in these beautiful moments.
I love Canada. 🇨🇦

[Bert: The Second Coming @Berts2ndComing]

@CTVCalgary Good

[Bert: The Second Coming @Berts2ndComing]

There’s hope. Managed to recover from Biden in a year and a half or so so I think America will be just fine.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

It will be at least 40 years before our loved and lovely America recovers from the wounds this selfish, stupid, and ego-driven man has inflicted. That it will recover seems certain to me, but it will leave scars.

[Bert: The Second Coming @Berts2ndComing]

@nenshi: the ultimate fresh vegetable. Actually I guess fruit is more apt.

[Alberta NDP @albertaNDP]

Fresh vegetables rose 9% year over year, while fresh fruit prices rose 5.3%, and food purchased from stores nationally rose 4.3% year over year.

Nenshi said the Alberta NDP's strategy to reduce grocery prices is a more comprehensive scheme than what the governing UCP has come up with to deal with food inflation.

https://t.co/IoDT4xQtSv

[Bert: The Second Coming @Berts2ndComing]

@trainofangels00 Nice gaslighting fuckface. He’s presiding over a recession, and a dollar worth about $0.60 US.

There will never be enough contempt for him or his supporters.

[Bert: The Second Coming @Berts2ndComing]

Stupidity this profound must be blocked.

[ForMYCanada @ForMYCanada]

CUSMA or no CUSMA, my vote stays with PM Carney.

A leader who appears to exploit what sounded like a domestic violence situation to demonize an entire BC community and pit Canadians against each other for political advantage has shown me all I need to know about their judgment.

That's not Prime Minister material.

#cdnpoli #CanadaVotes #Leadership #Canada

[Bert: The Second Coming @Berts2ndComing]

@LauraBabcock Explain how universal healthcare is “functioning”. It’s a fucking disaster.

[Bert: The Second Coming @Berts2ndComing]

@RatedR4Robynne I want to see that fucking clown in the rear view mirror.

[Bert: The Second Coming @Berts2ndComing]

I think David means “BrOWOUT”.
🤣
I’m gonna need @BenBankas to weigh in on this.

[David Jacobs @DrJacobsRad]

It's not going to be close, It's going to be a BLOWOUT!

As more people get to know Brad Bradford and his common sense platform, he will race ahead of Olivia Chow.

https://t.co/Dx9d3f3qCl

[Bert: The Second Coming @Berts2ndComing]

@funtomvids How do you square “fastest growing economy in the G7” with only country in the G20 in a recession?
Fucking moron.

[Bert: The Second Coming @Berts2ndComing]

@funtomvids Canadians don’t love that piece of shit, fuckwit.

[Bert: The Second Coming @Berts2ndComing]

Fuck Quebec.

[Canada @Canada]

Happy Saint-Jean-Baptiste Day, also known as the Fête nationale du Québec! Today, we celebrate the rich culture and identity of Quebec and francophone communities across Canada. How are you joining the festivities? 󠁱󠁣󠁿⚜️

[Bert: The Second Coming @Berts2ndComing]

@JackDan110 So very sorry. May the memories of all the joy she brought be comforting.

[Bert: The Second Coming @Berts2ndComing]

@NoGunsInCanada Because it was, fuckwits.

[Bert: The Second Coming @Berts2ndComing]

Yep. The Red/Green alliance.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Democrats think they’re using Muslims to usher in socialism.
The truth is Muslims are using Democrats to usher in Islam.

[Bert: The Second Coming @Berts2ndComing]

Doubtful. Fuck that dumpster fire of a country.

[Andrew Tumilty @AndrewTumilty]

Claiming they were still eligible to play for Canada, probably.

[Bert: The Second Coming @Berts2ndComing]

@KatezRight Sounds like you have a wife, not a husband.

[Bert: The Second Coming @Berts2ndComing]

@RidgyBizness @NightShiftMD 100%

[Bert: The Second Coming @Berts2ndComing]

@NightShiftMD Never has anything been as deserving of destruction as Canada’s healthcare “system”.