Bert Weiss

life is short and so am I.

[Bert Weiss @BertShowBert]

@daemarrrr @JomboyMedia He’s only scummy if he’s not on your team. As a @padres fan, he’s a damn national treasure.

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Absolutely irresponsible to handle the offensive line the way the #chargers have handled free agency. Can’t even imagine how they sold this to Herbert. And so disrespectful to the fan base.

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@JeffPassan Why did this makes sense. Great contact hitter! Yes. ONE YEAR? 4 top prospects? I guess they slot him in as DH with occasional playing time at 2nd and first? Head scratching.

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@FatGirlvsWorld I casually watch. Those folks are bad asses

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All I want is 3 hours out of my life where I can be a vapid, emotionless, testosterone driven man and now all these soft Super Bowl commercials pulling on my heart strings in just not fair.

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@jlee467 @TheBertShow I'm in!

[Bert Weiss @BertShowBert]

@BJosephRadio This DEF would have been a good place for omission!

[Bert Weiss @BertShowBert]

@honestlab @ceolawyer WTF are you talking about?

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@bruin1991 @TheBertShow You guys are spirit animals.

[Bert Weiss @BertShowBert]

Random question. I was told yesterday most people DON'T know their vision prescription like 20/100 or whatever. Do you know yours?

[Bert Weiss @BertShowBert]

@jeperezus @TheBertShow I believe it is!

[Bert Weiss @BertShowBert]

Our interns painful wedding day reminds me as a parent that as parents, we have to meet our kids where they are. That's the key! Take our ego out of it.

[Bert Weiss @BertShowBert]

I have a hunch. If @theabbymurphy agrees to ignore dudes for one month she won't believe how many guys will be attracted to her! She took me up on it. She gets $1000 if she deletes dating apps and takes dating off the table for 30 days.

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Let me get this straight.

@KrisKling and @CassandraYoung just made a case that scrolling through "media" is a HOBBY. IG. Tik Tok.

A hobby?

Is "consuming media" a hobby?

[Bert Weiss @BertShowBert]

@lvhaag I'm trying to get it in every hour for ya today, Larry.

[Bert Weiss @BertShowBert]

I literally can't keep going back to the box if there are any in the house and now I know why.

Crumbl Cookies have between 700-800 calories EACH and, get this, has 76 GRAMS OF SUGAR (18 TEASPOONS in each cookie).

That said, won't stop me from eating them.

[Bert Weiss @BertShowBert]

Let me get this straight.

@KrisKling and @CassandraYoung just made a case that scrolling through "media" is a HOBBY. IG. Tik Tok.

A hobby?

Is "consuming media" a hobby?

[Bert Weiss @BertShowBert]

@lvhaag Your tweets just make me wanna go out of my way and say it more

[Bert Weiss @BertShowBert]

@tisk121 I think it was founded by a mormon. But this is the devil's dessert. lol

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@antaresbrown @TheBertShow Clearly and oversight

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Three members of @TheBertShow got the icks and are out today. This nastiness going around def hit here