Abby Murphy💋

Co-host on @TheBertShow // Host of The Break Up Break Down Podcast// Insufferable Swiftie

[Abby Murphy💋 @theabbymurphy]

#thelifeofashowgirl in a nutshell

fame is a prison! will anyone love me?! Travis loves me!! f*ck Blake lively!! I wish I would’ve kissed my friend that died!!! F*ck Charli XCX! I wanna have Travvys babies and also have I told you he has a hugge wiener? that’s showbiz!

[Abby Murphy💋 @theabbymurphy]

I had a dream where I was haunted by ghosts, stalked by a serial killer, and trapped in a house where people kept letting my cats escape...& the only thing that woke me in a cold sweat was wondering where my cats were

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Emily Henry says she would be up for David Corenswet to play Charlie Lastra in the upcoming film adaptation of ‘Book Lovers’

"Get him on board and I’m in."

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watching nicolandria edits on tiktok dnt txt

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@lifeoflili_ @TheBertShow Haha i mean they’re definitely cute together! I feel like they’re just now picking up speed. Their s’mores date was adorable..and I love how ace stepped up to help Taylor with his date with Clark

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What is the sorcery that happens on the Uber to and from midtown/the beltline that makes me the most car sick I have ever been in my life

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a man in his sixties called me an 8 at the bar but said he would “still hit” so things are going well for me

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Haven’t stopped thinking about this since the #BlakeLively news dropped

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Can we start a chastain park specific dating app

I feel like every time I’m out there I fall in love at least twice

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omg travis' HAIR!!!!!! the FLOW!!!!!

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The devil couldn’t reach me so he made me incapable of functioning without the worlds fattest iron pill

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so should I just be showing up to my frontier flights late intentionally? I literally have not been on one that didn’t board way past it’s start time

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Benny Blanco is so unserious😭😭

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@rebeccamlan tea!!

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when I say I hate the ATL airport I don’t just mean how crowded it is or how it’s challenging to navigate (if you’re not local)… I want to include the anxiety inducing drive down to the airport that may take you 25 mins. May take you 90mins. Who knows!! It’s a surprise!!

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Met with a financial planner today and unfortunately “marrying a rich old man on his death bed” is not a viable retirement plan smh

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@TheBertShow I have something inappropriate to say