Bert Sponge

Senior citizen with real news and false teeth. My opinions are my own and invariably correct. Loves correct use of grammar and grandad.

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OK #LFC fans. You can start typing your annual refrain... '"we go again" <yawns> #ynwa

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@DegsyHatton Your audacity to try and speak on behalf of Liverpool's working class! You did alright out of land deals in the city and your failed Cyprus property Co. Live a lie, die a liar.

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Fear him.

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@prodnose ?

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@MattLindsayHT Hi Matthew. You ill-informed dick. Probably best to actually study data before firing off tweets about stuff you clearly know little about.

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On it goes. More ropey interpretations of The Fall gruppe on Uke. I shall not rest til complete. #thefall #falldaily #fallfriday #formbsmith

https://t.co/EmsFQEyDDR

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@marcrileydj Happy Birthday Marc! You've brought me (and many others) a great deal of pleasure over the years and continue to do so. Happy 70th or whatever it is.

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@Nigel_Farage @BorisJohnson @theresa_may You irrelevant twat. Fuck off.

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@marcrileydj @Johnny_Marr @mikejoycedrums @AndyRourkeMusic IMHO he had a singular narrative to deliver - that of unrequited love,loss and life in provincial NW England-and he executed it superbly. It resonated with me and lots of others. His search for songs post-Smiths - boxing, gangs etc. is the desperate writer looking for material.

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@marcrileydj Sorry Marc - pisspoor Twitter etiquette (twetiquette?) on my part. Referring you to an article and no link! Apols!

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@marcrileydj @Mr_Dave_Haslam Well done indeed! And Stewart Lee's article in today's Observer sums everything up perfectly.

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@TheFallDaily my alter-ego Form B. Smith is just starting an ongoing project to interpret The Fall via poor Uke playing. Feel free to check the guy's track record etc...
https://t.co/1JPYNITJYI

[Sleaford Mods @sleafordmods]

Don’t buy copout shit. Listen to the Sleaford Mods.

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@MichaelVaughan ??????

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The North Will Rise Again

https://t.co/1JPYNITJYI
#fallfriday

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Inventor of the 'Magnum' ice lolly too. https://t.co/ou32zCCzrM

[BBC Archive @BBCArchive]

#OnThisDay 1977: Bond and Nationwide - together at last! #FridayFeeling

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@indiedadepre What an angry little boy!

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@prodnose I do like a bit the old Corned Dog tho Danny.

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Not a song about Maltese snooker legend Tony Drago - but Form B. Smith murders it here

https://t.co/QPZ5TvYTVT

#fallfriday

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@Darren157 Thank you! Look out for more poorly executed strummings soon!