Bert Tattum

If plan A didn't work. Don't worry; the alphabet has 25 more letters.

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@rickygervais #armageddon What a great snippet of pure comedy tonight @lsqtheatre. Looking forward to the masterpiece when he pulls all these jokes together. Love it when Ricky couldn't finish his own jokes for laughing. Sterling job sir!

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Just finished watching #humanity @rickygervais on #Netflix. Need to see this legend live. @rickygervais have you any tour dates for 2022 that isn't sold out?

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@LewisHamilton This was my view at the Canyon. Let's go champ!

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#AfterLife #AfterLife3 #RickyGervais so glad Brandy didn't die! You're not wrong they do save lives. So many great statements throughout the 3 seasons. Not to mention the jokes. Well played sir!

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Returning home from the Falkland islands after 7 months of living on a mountain site, to then watch #afterlifeseason2. Knowing that I will cry and laugh for 3hrs and 30mins, #Netflix doesn't state the level or preparation required.
Congratulations @rickygervais it was beautiful.

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@EncryptedPlus $6.11

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@VancityReynolds and @AviationGin. I dont ask for anything for my birthday but I turn 35 years old on March 13th, and that should involve me drinking @AviationGin. I'm currently serving the Queen in the Falklands at Mt Alice. There is no @AviationGin anywhere, can you help me?

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@AviationGin @VancityReynolds
Currently serving 4 months in the Falklands for the Queen. @AviationGin is the only way to survive this ordeal.
Can you hook a brother up?

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@AngelArcherLoL The big short

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@LINKorBust $LINK

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@GoonAlerts_ $LINK please

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@keoDotA ZX Spectrum.

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@rickygervais
Truthful, relatable and funny is the only way to describe Brandys role in #AfterLife. @rickygervais was a decent-ish supporting role.
Loved the show, very well played Sir.

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@skinnyghost My gender is the price for a bit of a bombshell

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#askcrofty better late than never: Despite the armadillo's odd shape, most armadillos can also reach a top speed of nearly 30 mph so can easily outrun most jungle predators. So basically the armadillo is not very aerodynamic, but has one hell of an engine.

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@rickygervais Now i know my dog is having better dreams than me.

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@SirActionSlacks @TrentPax what was the game ID so i can learn from this experience.

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@rickygervais, Just watched #Humanity, Absolutely perfect. Well played Sir, have a great day.

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@Big__Blake50 @moonduckTV Was great to see an athlete accepting that Esports is also a sport in its own right. Shame your not a rugby player though big guy, too many pads in your game 😉

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@miakhalifa Charlie has a good Carlisle accent even though we took the piss out of him as he's meant to be from Newcastle. He's come along way from when i knew him though.