Christopher Bertram

Puppeteer....

[Christopher Bertram @berty2311]

这种效果，普通人也能做到

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@SkyBet please change back to your old app. New one is rubbish!!

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@HarvesterUK been waiting 1 hour 30mins for our breakfast @ your nuneaton restaurant. Any chance you could just give the staff a little nudge. #starving

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@nassercricket can you explain the difference between the current test team approach vs the approch by england under trevor bayliss which was denounced regularly by the @SkyCricket commentary team?

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@BedworthTravs Shit to hear another good bedworth team go. Some great lads there as well.

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@BBCSport why is liam livingstone nowhere near the test set up? Surely with his dual spin option and batting he would at least be worth a go #bbccricket

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@anthonyjoshua @Tyson_Fury Dont give it the big bollocks about the fans you numpty, both of you and wideboy eddie took it to saudi arabia for the ££££ and didnt give a fuck about the fans then. #stayhumble

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@Noble16Mark any chance@of a trademark rash challenge so an acquaintance of mine wayne hester can win a bet. Says there is a ton in it for you.

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@piersmorgan Deported to where? What country in there right wants to listen to your self indulgent bilge

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@piersmorgan Or if anyone says something back they storm off in a hissy fit because they dont like whats being said to them

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@BillBailey can you update the nation on what you brought your son back from the garage on the way home?

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@CollyOakFC 2-2

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First game of the season. Keith lenton in charge. Absolutely awful all 90mins. All about me attitude. 3 penalties in one game. Lots of changes at grassroots level, should of known keith refuses to.

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@mrgaztay Bit rich from LFC though. The first people they furloughed were the local people that work at the club, only revoked it through media pressure #hypocrites

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@MattStanley80 Merson on the colombian before the show i think

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@SkyCricket my wife is threatening to cancel the subscription if you continue to have @robkey612 babbling on. Please can we have less rob key and abit more @BumbleCricket

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@Wickes can you tell me if the perry barr extra store is open? Have tried ringing but there is no answer.

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@realDonaldTrump Does anyone know what the process of getting the president sectioned is?

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@wardiaz85 @piersmorgan I do not appreciate his effort. He certainly is no hero. The soldiers he tried to screw over were. Fuck @piersmorgan

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@piersmorgan @DominicRaab @GMB @10DowningStreet Its because you’re a c***